Covering The Coverage: NY Post Says Michelle Obama Snubbed Her Husband After He Danced With Latina Temptress Thalia
15 October 2009, 9:00 AM. By Alex Alvarez
You will recall that President Barack “El Macho” Obama danced with Thalia for a hot second during her performance at the White House’s “Fiesta Latina.” Obviously, a man cannot dance with a Latina without his loins bursting into flames and his scrotum humming the Macarena. And his wife turning into Disgruntled & Jealous Sitcom Wife #276.
We understand that it would have been humorous for Michelle to have pretended to have been mad at Obama for his little dance, as it’s obvious the genuinely like each other and she isn’t threatened. But did the “snub” (which we couldn’t see, by the way) have to be written up quite like this?:
Call him Don Juan Obama.
President Obama got the cold shoulder from wife Michelle last night after busting out in an impromptu salsa dance with spicy Latin pop star Thalia.
So, let’s review:
1. Because Obama dances with a woman other than his wife, he is horny and seductive and, therefore, a Don Juan character.
2. Thalia is spicy.
Gotcha, NY Post.
Here’s the video one more time so you can catch Obama turning Latino right before your very eyes. LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS:
Michelle gives Prez cold shoulder after his dance with Latin songstress [NY Post]
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Looks like he was talking to someone who is behind Michelle, not trying to talk to Michelle herself.
wow! thalia es un sinverguenza! me da pena que una mexicana fracasada tratando de darse promocion! shame on you mrs mottala!!
I wouldn’t go as far as calling thalia a fracasada, I mean look at her situation. You think if she stayed in Mexico she would be as financially stable as she is now? Her family was already all show business and did attain a certain level of success. I think Thalia was smart and took a risk on her career but thought more on the long run about what she would do out of the spotlight. It’s true, her cross over flopped and recognized that US was already inundated with pre-fabricated pop stars. Why the hell would she worry about success if the instant she married Tommy her financial future was secured. Maybe they should’ve made Mr. Obama dance with Ricky Martin or sing feliz navidad with jose feliciano….BooZer619