Ojani Noa Is Making A Film About His Life With Jennifer Lopez

One among Jennifer Lopez’s menagerie of ex-husbands, former waiter Ojani Noa, is rumored to be working on an upcoming film about his brief, wondrous marriage to the singer actress former Fly Girl.

The film is being described, for reasons we cannot quite understand, as a “Borat-like” “parody.” But how does one satirize satire? With finesse. And savvy marketing tactics hinged upon the prospect of seeing Jennifer mercilessly devour Ojani on screen before regurgitating him into Marc Anthony’s gaping maw. Perhaps this will be the greatest film since the Wayans’ Scary Movie franchise.

Here is the basic premise:

The film — due to start filming in February – tells Noa’s life story as a Cuban immigrant and his ongoing pursuit of Lopez, à la Borat’s pursuit of Pamela Anderson.

Fascinating. Ojani, who has taken it upon himself to write the film, has tapped Joe Estevez (Martin Sheen’s brother, as it were) to direct this oeuvre. Truly, it is a joining of creative, artistic, sensitive minds often overshadowed by things like charisma or looks or talent in other people.

Even more intriguing is the fact that Ojani has decided to undertake this task while lacking a soul. Remarkable:

The whole movie is about me coming to this country and getting my dream shut down by somebody who I thought was a good person. I was totally in love with her. I gave my soul to her.

At least her shoes are now comfortable. Barum-ching.

For those who are interested, Ojani has a MySpace page for you to check out. Which shows he has no interests except women in bikinis.

Click Below for Pictures of Ojani Noa and Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez’s ex making a ‘Borat’ parody of life with JLo? We’d pay to see this movie! [LA Times]