Poncho De Nigris Would Like You To Know He Did Not Have Sex With A Transvestite, Has A Large Penis

Alfonso “Poncho” De Nigris is not exactly a friend to the queer community. De Nigris previously fired Yanixan, Niurka’s ex, from his show Piel Caliente amidst anti-gay slurs after it was rumored that Yanixan had married a transwoman named Himmel. 

So it was extra juicy that De Nigris himself was recently rumored to have hooked up with a transvestite named Denisse. De Nigris denies this emphatically, while taking the time to remind us that women with vaginas want him omg so badly:

I have nothing to hide. I don’t even know that person. Married women flirt with me a lot, though. They’re followed me and have offered me money. On time I was asked how much I’d charge to give a woman a son.

What a liar. You know this trick was talking to himself in a mirror while wearing a wig.

As if having sex with someone who has a penis isn’t totally mortifying enough, Denisse is said to have remarked that De Nigris didn’t have a whole lot with which to work. So to speak:

It was all a spur of the moment thing, thanks to alcohol. One thing led to another and I found myself eating candy that, although tiny, was just as delicious as I’d imagined.

Too much information about his pica fresas. But De Nigris will not take this lying face down!:

Women I’ve had sex with know very well that I carry a tremendous monster. That transsexual lies and the I’ve got the tests to prove it.

Spoken like a man who is hung like a gnat. Keep on keeping on, De Nigris. We’ll be sure to give you a call when we’re married and keen to look for monsters under our bed. 

Poncho de Nigris niega haber tenido sexo con travesti [En El Brasero]