Sergio Andrade Is Out Of Jail And Writing Existential Poems About Fidel Castro
7 October 2009, 6:06 PM. By Alex Alvarez
So, Sergio Andrade, Mexican singer Gloria Trevi’s former manager and ringleader of a teen sex slave enterprise, is out of prison. And it would seem that the only thing that will feel the teen sex slave-shaped hole in his heart and the ease the unrelenting burning of his distended asshole is composing songs dedicated to Cuban leader Fidel Castro.
We’re not quite sure how to describe this. Imagine a unicorn. Jumping into a Chuck E. Cheese ballpit filled with glitter. Now imagine that unicorn giving birth, right there amidst of all those very many shining balls. The afterbirth would be this song, children.
Intrigued? No? Have a listen anyway. We don’t think you’ll regret it:
We can only hope the inevitable Christmas duet with Aubrey O’Day can live up to this.
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So all the assassination attempts pale in comparison to what this probably did to Fidel Castro’s heart.
Have you seen Sergio lately?
The guy looks nuts!!!!
He must have gotten ass raped a lot in jail.
All the parents that let their kids go with him should be ass raped too.
That was very stupid.