Shayne Lamas Vs. Shauna Sand: Who Ya Got?

Shayne Lamas, the lovely and talented star of the unnecessary reality series Leave it to Lamas, has taken issue with her former stepmother Shauna Sand’s sex tape. Shauna, you might recall, popped Shayne’s brother’s cherry (Yes, that made him, at one point, her son), probably whilst wearing her signature Lucite heels. So, suffice to say, Shayne is not quite Shauna’s biggest fan.

In a letter to gossip site TMZ, Shayne made it known that Shauna is all about performing her own stunts, even at the risk of deflating. What a trooper:

It’s no shock that Shauna basically gave her seal of approval on the tape. She will probably try to get producing and directing credit as well. I hear it’s pretty hardcore and she does all her own stunts too!

There has never really been much of a difference between Shauna and a blowup doll… Cheap, mostly plastic and a head full of air. She is pure trash.

Well! 

So. Who’s gonna win this thing?

On one side, we’ve got Shayne who, honestly, we don’t see lasting too long in a fight. One tug of a hair extension and she’d snap in half to reveal a smooth nougat center. Shauna, on the other hand, seems scrappy. Plus, nothing ends a fight quite like a stripper heel to the face.

Thoughts?