Cibernético Is Available Online. All 22 Centimeters.

Cibernético, the professional wrestler who recently became a married man in a terribly gothtacular ceremony, is looking to meet new people - that is, if the AdultFriendFinder profile featuring his name and likeness is, in fact, really his. The profile appears under the promising alias "machohot22cm." The website requires a membership to see its, ahem, members, but feel free to sign up for yourselves should you feel inclined to ogle 22 centimeters of macho hotness. And what do his fans think of his nude profile image? According to one poster on the gay men's forum, Xtasis:

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TVyNovelas describes Cibernético, who lists his marital status as "Separated" on the site, as "prostituting" himself via the personals ad. We're not quite sure why, as no talk of trading money for cornholing can be found. But, then again, aren't we all just whores for love?