Levi Johnston: The Movie

Levi Johnston, also known to his countless fans as Hollywood Ricky, is in talks (with himself) to star in a movie (about himself.) Good for him!

Levi says the movie would be based on his life story (A brief synopsis: Got borned, banged Bristol Palin in the parking lot of an Arby’s, done been made a daddy, was hot, got noticed, made stupid movie) and that he would, naturally, play himself.

Also, ladies, it should be known that this burgeoning movie star is not looking for a girlfriend right at this juncture, but you’d do well to take a number and wait. That is, if you’re classy. Says Levi:

Right now I’m really not looking for a girlfriend. When the time comes, obviously I want someone smart. I don’t want no ditsy girl. I don’t need a high-class woman.

Call me.

Levi Johnston: The Movie? Bristol Palin baby daddy has big screen hopes [Gate Crasher]