Chicken Stuffed With Cocaine Is Recipe For Guatamalan Guy's Arrest

Wagner Mauricio Linares Aragon of Guatemala decided to try smuggling cocaine through Dulles Airport by shoving it up a cooked chicken's ass. This did not work, as the customs agents found it highly suspect he was carrying a cooked chicken all the way from El Salvador. Ya think? Especially when they've already got award-winning pollo a la brasa in Northern Virginia, Mauricio. Chingao.

Inside the chicken's cavity they found two small, clear bags that contained about 60 grams -- about 2.3 ounces -- of powder cocaine. Linares Aragon is currently being held awaiting trial on felony drug charges in Loudoun County.

Cocaine Found Hidden Inside Chicken [MyFoxDC]