Everyone Madonna Slept With In The Aughts: A Retrospective

It's the end of the decade that began the millenium, and that gives us pause. Time to reflect on the important things, like, who Madonna slept with in her middle age. After all, when we were wee children, it was she who taught us that today's woman is free to reinstate her virginity, use men for the gain of material goods and relegate the Warren Beatty to a chair in the corner of her dressing room. (Who's so vain now, bitch?) So, how did Vadge, an old hag in the aughts, do between the sheets? Faaaabulous darling. So fabulous, in fact, that the UK press is reporting she was the most covered celebrity--in terms of inches (heh)--of the entire decade, despite the fact that her music sales this decade basically sucked. Why? Because girlfriend knows how to bed a man. Let's take a look back, shalls we?

Click On The Image To See A Gallery Of Madonna's Men Through The Aughts