Love Stinks: The Case Of City High’s Robbie Pardio Becoming A Pathetic Drunk Over Bandmate Claudette Ortiz

Remember some band called City High? Us either, but last night the love triangle therein was featured on everyone’s favorite train wreck, Intervention. Apparently the three members of City High, Robbie Pardio, Claudette Ortiz and Ryan Toby went to high school together in New Jersey. While in school, Robbie and Claudette dated. After high school, the trio formed the band and went on to have some success with a song called, “What Would You Do?” While on tour in Europe, Claudette made the move from Robbie to Ryan. Claudette and Ryan went on to marry and have kids, Robbie went on to have an orgy with some vodka for the rest of his life. Here’s a clip from last night’s episode:

The moral of the story, boys and girls, is that no one, no matter how beautiful, is worth throwing your life away. Especially if she’d dump you for that googly-eyed motherfucker. Also, Robbie’s current girlfriend needs to dump his ass because all he does is talk about his girlfriend from high school. There’s nothing more pathetic than a man who peaked during the reign of Jennifer Lopez.