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Twenty-One Year Old Xiaoqing Wants Jessica Alba Plastic Surgery Makeover To Win Back Boyfriend

04 Feb 2010 | 21:56 Comments: 7

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File this under WTF: A young woman in Shanghai, China, only identified as Xiaoqing, is considering having a series of plastic surgeries to make herself look more like Jessica Alba, in hopes of winning back her boyfriend who always wished she looked more like Miss Penguin Panties. Twenty-one year-old Xiaoqing left her twenty-eight year-old lover a month ago because he was obsessed with Alba. He wall-papered their apartment with her image and talked about her awesome movies, like Good Luck Chuck, incessantly. But now, Xiaoqing says she can't live without the adorable loser and has decided to make his dreams come true by getting plastic surgery to look like the object of his obsession. She told Reuters that, while her boyfriend never asked her to have the surgery, he always hinted that he wished she looked like Alba and even bought her a blond wig to wear.

Girl, you got a keeper. Marry him, pronto. Even better, the Shanghai Time Plastic Surgery Hospital has agreed to perform the multiple plastic surgeries it will take to make Xiaoqing look like Alba, free of charge, in order to showcase their work. jessica-alba-plastic-surgery_2

Integrity: that's the name of the game.

Woman seeks "Jessica Alba" makeover to win back lover [Reuters]

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Guest February 4, 2010

That bitch is crazy!
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Greg T February 6, 2010

Wow... just, wow. That's people for ya!
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Guest February 7, 2010

wow.... can you say "MESSED UP!?!?!" good lord!
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Guest February 8, 2010

No matter how much surgery she gets, she's not gonna look like Jessica Alba. You can't turn an dog into a cat.
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Guest February 13, 2010

Isn't it funny how these asshole Dr.'s are willing to perform this type of surgery for free when there are burn victims and accident victims that need it? Word to the Chinese Girl: Darlin, he's an idiot obsessed with fantasy, and if you have any brains in your head, you'd dump his insane ass and realize that there are men out there with bigger penises.
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Guest February 14, 2010

So it says that the Drs. want to showcase their work, BULLSHIT. Instead, they are messing up their nationality, way to go Chinese! If you really wanna help her send her to a psychologist and then go from there... geez P.S. I agree with the comment before me...
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