Jesse James Denies, Denies, Apologizes For Infidelity Rumors

Jesse James kinda sorta apologized for being a cheating sack of turd today in People magazine, but also he tried to say the "vast majority of allegations" are lies. So, you didn't screw tattooed whore Michelle “Bombshell” McGee "twice a week for five weeks?" It was only four? Well, when you put it that way! Uh, no.

The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment. There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.

Oh, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. You were doing so well in the first paragraph and then you went and apologized like a punk. You should have just called this woman a text savvy famewhore and quit while you were ahead.