Daisy Fuentes: "Faking An Orgasm Is Like Giving Your Dog A Treat For Pooping On The Carpet"

Daisy Fuentes wrote a book called Unforgettable You: Master The Elements Of Style, Spirituality And True Beauty. But how does one "become a classic girl in a modern world"? By only screwing in private planes, keeping up with the latest pubic hair trends and never, ever, faking an orgasm. Below is an excerpt from the book, that appears in this month's Latina magazine, featuring questions from Daisy's personal friends answered by Daisy. Does size matter? Having a very small penis can affect his self esteem. Some guys deal with it by buying a Porsche or a Hummer. Should you ever fake orgasm? Faking an orgasm is like giving your dog a treat when he poops on the carpet. Your guy needs to know what works and what doesn't. The only way he can find out is by your reaction. [Ed: So poop on his carpet?] What if one of you wants a third party? If I'm really honest (principles aside), it's like when you go to an amusement park with two friends. Someone rides alone, and it's not going to be me. Everyone I know is either going Brazilian or taking it all off. Whatever happened to just waxing the bikini line? As with everything, there are tends here too. I like to take a look at Playboy from time to time, just to see what the trends are. Is there really such a thing as the Mile-High Club? Yes, there is. I'd recommend doing it only if you're on a private jet, though. I don't really want to even slightly or accidentally touch anything in those disgusting commercial-aircraft tiny bathrooms, much less rub my naked ass all over it. But whatever rocks your boat.