Celia Lora Gets Less Than 5-Years In Jail, Will Do None

Celia Lora, Alex Lora's daughter who just a few months ago ran over a man and killed him, has been given a convenient 4-year and 9-month jail sentence. Getting almost 5 years in jail hardly seems convenient to anybody except, of course, if you happen to live in Mexico, where any sentence that's under 5-years can be bailed out for about $1500 bucks.

That's right; if you're drunk driving, run over a man, kill him, pretend you're not drunk although pee testing says otherwise, and get sentenced to a little under 5-years in jail while your father is a famous musician (this last one is very key), you too can get away with involuntary murder for about the same price as a nice laptop.

Not a bad deal, huh? Of course Celia will have to go back once a week to sign some silly paper. Although we're pretty that at some point this too will become an inconvenience and money will present itself and take care of it.