Fidel Is Writing A(nother) Memoir

Fidel Castro announced yesterday on the Cuban state website, cubadebate, that he will release yet another memoir. And it's only part one. We have two new memoirs of Fidel's to look forward to in case he left anything out of the other, like, five. The Strategic Victory, which Fidel considered calling, How 300 Beat 10,000, (why not just, How Big My Dick Really Is?) will detail how Castro's rag tag bunch of rebels defeated dictator Fulgencio Batista's Cuban army in 1958.  A second volume will be entitled The Final Strategic Counteroffensive. But will it, in fact, be his final strategic counteroffensive or is he, as we guess, the undead?

Source: Cubadebate