Ricky Martin Aqui Y Ahora Interview (He Slept With La Guzman!)

Ricky Martin went on Aqui y Ahora to work the Latino press and dished on things he never told Oprah. Check it:

1) Ricky Slept With Alejandra Guzman

As Maria Elena Salinas points out in the clip above, earlier this year Mexican rockstar Alejandra Guzman claimed she hooked up with Ricky Martin back in the early 90's. But, come on, who's gonna believe that loca? La Guzman goes around giving men aerial handjobs, she can't possibly be taken seriously. Well guess what? She wasn't lying! And it was HER that broke up with HIM!

2) The First Guy Who Broke His Heart Was A Latino DJ

Ok, ok, Alejandra Guzman and Rebecca De Alba are confirmed hookups. Now that those details are out of the way, Maria Elena Salinas -- who keeps saying "Ricky Martin" in the whitest way possible despite doing the entire interview in Spanish -- goes in for the gold; who is this mysterious man that "broke his heart" for the first time? And what happened afterward? Answer: a Latino radio dj who told him to keep working on his career (Ricky says he was willing to leave everything for this man). That, says Ricky, left him "depressed, confused" and pushed him further into the closet.

3) Kinda Freaky Surrogate Baby Momma Details

Ricky basically picked his baby momma off a catalog, interviewed her, got spiritual on her ass, and then shoved a turkey baster up her sliced papaya. The unnamed woman had the traits Ricky "found beautiful in women" and was, apparently, not her first time doing it.

Ricky kelp his cool during the entire interview and said all the right things to every single question. Although we'd like to point out that his excessive optimism makes us feel like he's overcompensating for his newfound acceptance. It's a tad annoying.

BONUS:

New pictures of Ricky Martin and his twins Valentino & Mateo