Video: Hot Acrobats Strip & Perform For Pope

We need to work on some reverse psychology RIGHT THIS SECOND! How is it that the Pope, who's all anti-whoring, anti-gays, etc, etc., gets this kind of man-action while we, who do nothing but think about perverse acts of coitus, get nothing but catcalls from fat deli men?!? Will praying to god bring acrobatic chippendales to our thrones? Cause if so, we're already on our knees.