Claudia Vazquez: "Jennifer Lopez Practices Santeria" [Video]
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Claudia Vazquez, Ojani Noa's current girlfriend, says JLo is a crazy bruja santera (!):
"I've been told she does the worse — frightening stuff! Jennifer has a godmother in Miami, which I've never met but Ojani knows her, and she calls this woman to tell her 'do this to this person, put up a black candle, etc.' She's done 'amarres' [spells] on all her boyfriends. It's a typical thing for anybody involved in santeria. But, even with all that, she always ends up leaving them."
Claudia goes on to say that it's because of this black magic that JLo got the Selena movie lead instead of Salma Hayek, who at that point was also auditioning for the role.
Saaay whaaat?
Could this be true? Does JLo sit around in a special room rubbing herbs and pigeons all over herself? Cause if that's the secret behind her fame, we're about stick our hand out the window, grab us a pigeon (It's NYC, they're seriously everywhere), open the kitchen cabinet, take the basil, run hot water in the bathtub, drop both the "special ingredients," and drown our asses in there until Simon Cowell knocks on the door to tell us we're the next American idols.
Source: Celestrellas
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Comments
Funny, but not as funny as the Paquita story.
ReplyI'd wish we'd hear about Paquita as often as we hear about JLo.
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