Anthony Garcia Put His Own Semen In Yogurt Samples

Anthony Garcia is a 32-year-old ex-grocery clerk from Albuquerque, New Mexico, who was caught putting his own semen into yogurt samples. Anthony, who worked at The Sunflower Farmers Market, was busted after a female customer noticed the samples tasted "gross and disgusting":

"According to a police report, the female victim told cops that she was shopping with her daughter at the Sunflower Farmers Market when she was approached by a "pushy" Garcia offering her the yogurt sample. After tasting the yogurt, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted "gross and disgusting" and, cops noted, "said it tasted like ‘semen.'"

DNA testing concluded that the yogurt sample did contain Garcia's own, um, protein. But this wasn't Anthony's first offense:

Garcia has a long history of sex crimes, including a 2001 incident in which he was caught masturbating outside an apartment complex and middle school. In 2004, he was arrested for wandering around a Wal-Mart with his penis "hanging out of his pants." As recently as last September, a jogger said he exposed himself to her. He also has a pending child molestation charge, KRQE reports.

Don't worry, Anthony is set to be indicted this Friday. But you know what? Taking that chorizo sample from the male clerk of the Mexican supermarket down the street from us will never be the same.

Source: Gawker