Steven Seagal Is Now A Migra ¡Run, Cabrones!

19 Oct 2011 | 11:10

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Steven Seagal, terrible actor and real late-in-life lawman, has been sworn-in as a West Texas Hudspeth County border sheriff.

Hudspeth County sheriffs are responsible for patrolling a 5,500-square mile area that's two-and-a-half hours away from Ciudad Juarez. But, in case you missed it, this isn't the first time Steven Seagal has been sworn-in as an immigrant-hunting lawperson. Steven just loves to karate-chop illegals back to wherever they came from:

According the sheriff's department, Seagal, 59, a 7th dan black belt in Aikido, will bring his martial arts prowess to bear in protecting the border, as well as offering up his expertise to train the other sheriff's deputies.

You're probably wondering if this has something to do with that law show of his but, according to a sheriff's department spokesperson, it doesn't. Steven is just into the job:

Gary Fleming told the Chronicle that Seagal called to inquire about the gig a couple of months ago, and that his role as Texas deputy will have nothing to do with his current reality show on A&E called Steven Seagal: Lawman. That show involves Seagal's activities with the sheriff's department in Jefferson Parish, La.

I can just imagine the news some deported man is going to phone back home: "We almost made it, Lupe! But that viejito karateca started chasing after us with a sword."

Source: Fox News Latino

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