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Pictures of Christina Aguilera Looking Bloated At A Video Game Launch Party

09 Nov 2011 | 13:55

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When you are washed up, three things happen: You get a bloated layer of drugs and cheese under your skin that make you look like Cher, you attract a hanger-on wannabe musician pretending to be "in love" with you (see: Kevin Federline), and you attend launch parties for role-playing video games. Thus is the fate of our once fair Christina Aguilera, now looking like my friend's sad, medicated mom. (And I'm older than Christina by A LOT.) She and boyfriend Matthew Rutler attended the launch of The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim in Los Angeles last night. I'm not going to pretend I know what that is because I've HAD sex. But what do you think she got paid for her appearance? Or was she just there to clear out the buffet? Either way, express train to sad town, Tina.

Other Latino celebrities in attendance were Wonder Woman Lynda Carter and rocker Dave Navarro. Mmm hmm, washed up.

Click to see a gallery of Christina Aguilera at The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim launch party.

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