Park Bans Camping Tents Because Of Numerous Indecent Exposure Complaints

You can no longer bring your camping tent to the Simon Bolivar park in Bogota, Colombia because too many sexual deviants have been busted having sex in them.

It's some serious shit, mijos:

"'Four out every ten tents that are setup are used for sex,' says a park watchman. The situation is so out-of-hand that police officers are called various times a week." 

You see those little naked feet in that picture above? Those people are ¡HACIENDO EL AMOR! And even locas are part of the problem:

"'You see everything in that park. A lot of times even those men that don't like women get in there to do their things,' says one horrified Francelina Tellez, an ice cream vendor that's been there for over 20 years."

 How dare these locas horrify poor Francelina?!

Jaime Diaz, a frequent park visitor, considers the trend "vulgar and grotesque":

"This isn't a brothel, it's a park!"

Damn right, Jaime! And what the hell were policemen doing about it? Telling people to "stop and leave." That's pretty much it. Once, according to one Javier Peña, one man didn't take kindly to being reprimanded:

"One guy came out of his tent in his underwear and was pissed off because a watchman told him to stop. They argued and almost got in a fight."

This is why Natalia Escovar, director of IDRD, decided to ban the use of camping tents on the Simon Bolivar park. Natalia is also "doubling security" so that all voyeuristic escapades will cease.

Source: El Tiempo