Tea Fertilized With Panda Poo Will Cost $200 A Cup [Video]

Wait, you're still drinking rat poo coffee? What is WRONG with you?! Panda poo fertilized tea is what the cool kids are drinking -- or about to start drinking -- once An Yanshi starts producing it next month:

"'I just want to convey to the people of the world the message of turning waste into something useful,' the 41-year-old former teacher and journalist said at a weekend event to promote the tea, 'and the culture of recycling and using organic fertilizers.'"

Source: The Chicago Tribune