Mario Almada, The Mexican Charles Bronson, Wants You To Vote For Josefina Vazquez Mota. Or Else, B*tch.

In Mexico's upcoming presidential elections, 90-year-old walking corpse Mario Almada, AKA the Mexican Charles Bronson, wants you to vote for the chubby daughter-hating panista Josefina Vazquez Mota.

Getting Mario, the star of "over 300 films," to endorse your campaign is actually a smart move on behalf of Chepina's people. Since most Mexican men are still incredibly macho, having an actor that's perceived as a bad-ass will make those self-conscious individuals feel like they're voting for Rambo, and not some talking robot in mom drag:  

Source: No La Chingues