Latinista (29)

Here to skewer the stereotype. They broke the mold when they made this bytch.

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1. Comment In  Angry Latina Watch: Salma Hayek Is Totes Jeals Of Jennifer Aniston’s Emmy Nomination
   

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   Latinista wrote

   4 months ago

   Can someone repeat after me? Come Mierda… She’s married to a friggin’ billionaire. What more does this woman want?

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2. Comment In  Yo Quiero Taco Bell: Gidget The Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies At Age 15
   

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   Latinista wrote

   4 months ago

   God Bless bless the four-legged Chalupa. She is was the smartest Latina in Hollywood.

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3. Comment In  If Michelle Rodriguez Got Implants, We’re Going To Go Berate A Male Stripper So Help Us God
   

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   Latinista wrote

   4 months ago

   She’s a Jersey girl. Wuddya expect? O.O

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4. Comment In  Bilingual Kids: So Hot (Uh…) Right Now
   

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   Latinista wrote

   4 months ago

   Nothing like a two year-old uttering the words pendeja and maricon.

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5. Comment In  Get To Know Your Dictator: Fidel Castro
   

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   Latinista wrote

   4 months ago

   I believe F.C. croaked a while ago…ofcourse the Cuban government will keep releasing the same Fidel-is-still-alive-Adidas-tracksuit wearing-pics until its bullshit fed citizens can afford NOT to resort to reusing the same teabag over and over. As for their “great” healthcare system? That’s a cliche. Literacy? Well, I’m sure they can read Marx like no other Commies around. Lifting the embargo? Long overdue. By the way, my Cuban behind is in the U.S. because of God’s will…not Fidel’s.

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