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Alex Alvarez (602)

http://www.guanabee.com

I enjoy candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach and the satisfying "squish, pop" of a testicle beneath my heel.

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    I wish! I’ll be packing for my trip to Miami tonight while dancing alone in my room to Lady GaGa.

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  2. Comment In  Modern Family Recap: Episode 6

    Seems like! And yet Lily doesn’t look any older. TV is magical.

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  3. Comment In  Our 10 Favorite Latinas On The Web

    Hook people up with a link to your blog, Tere.

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    Ha!

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    THAT WAS AMAZING! Thank you!

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Recent Posts

Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: They’re All Dying To Get In There

By Alex Alvarez at 5:00 PM.

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As we look back on the week that was, let us clap our dusty, skeletal hands together for the enigmatic “Guest” who came up with this frightfully insightful comment.

La Vida Chocha: Happy Endings

By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.

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Ever wonder what would happen if your chocha was able to give some lip of its own? Christ knows dicks have had their say for a long time. With that in mind, here’s “La Vida Chocha,” a weekly comic that shows what happens when vaginas begin to dialogue.

Caption Jennifer Lopez

By Alex Alvarez on 29 October 2009, 9:55 PM.

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Oscar De La Hoya Cuts Ribbon For Oscar De La Hoya Animo Charter High School

By Alex Alvarez on 29 October 2009, 9:06 PM.

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Taylor Swift Gets A Course In American History X

By Alex Alvarez on 29 October 2009, 7:22 PM.

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Juanes Shows Off Baby Dante

By Alex Alvarez on 29 October 2009, 5:38 PM.

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Chayanne Is Coming Out With A Perfume

By Alex Alvarez on 29 October 2009, 5:28 PM.

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MSNBC Will Air The Anti-Dobbs PSA CNN Refused To

By Alex Alvarez at 5:12 PM.

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La mierda continues to hit the proverbial fan as far as Lou Dobbs is concerned as MSNBC has decided to run an anti-Dobbs PSA originally set to air on CNN.

Mexican Man Costume Offends Shoppers

By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.

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An Emeryville, California store displayed the “Mexican Man” costume featured at left, complete with multi-colored poncho, large sombrero and mustache. The outfit has offended some shoppers, who are calling it racist.

Belinda As An Old Nun

By Alex Alvarez on 29 October 2009, 3:31 PM.

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So What Do We Think About George Lopez’s First Round Of Guests?

By Alex Alvarez at 3:19 PM.

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By now you are all aware that George Lopez is set to terrorize America with his new late-night talk show, Lopez Tonight. But we’ll bet you didn’t know about all the exciting guest stars he’ll be featuring on the show’s premiere episode November 9th!

Calling All Miami Guanababies: Join Us For A Focus Group!

By Alex Alvarez at 2:50 PM.

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Hi Guanababies! If you happen to be in or around Miami the week of November 2nd, we’d love to meet up and hear your feedback regarding Guanabee.

Tyra Banks As Kim Kardashian

By Alex Alvarez on 29 October 2009, 2:38 PM.

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MileySaveFuzzy.com Wants Miley To Return To Twitter Or The Cat Gets It

By Alex Alvarez on 29 October 2009, 2:24 PM.

Junk Food Is As Addictive As Drugs, Say Scientists

By Alex Alvarez on 29 October 2009, 2:12 PM.

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Larry David In Trouble After Urinating On Jesus

By Alex Alvarez on 29 October 2009, 1:57 PM.

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Guanabee To Go: CuCu Diamantes At Highline Ballroom Tonight

By Alex Alvarez at 1:17 PM.

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CuCu Diamantes, she of Juanes’ concert for peace and, subsequently, she who was barred from performing at a Union City high school, is hosting a “Halloween Debauchery Cabaret” tonight at New York City’s Highline Ballroom.

Modern Family Recap: Episode 6

By Alex Alvarez at 12:51 PM.

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On this episode of Masterpiece Theater Presents: Modern Family, we got to see a little more sweetness from all the families involved.

Tortilla Recall Threatens To Destroy Civilization As We Know It

By Alex Alvarez at 11:25 AM.

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Freeze! Don’t even thinking of shoving that taco in your mouth. The FDA has issued a massive recall of hundreds of tortilla products.

Our 10 Favorite Latinas On The Web

By Alex Alvarez at 10:04 AM.

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We thought we’d take a lil’ time to share with you some of our very favorite Latinas currently representing on the web. Whether they’re blogging about politics or pin stripes or paper calavera decorations, these women are all inspiring in their own way.