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  1. Comment In  Independent Book Store Forces Hispanic Employees To Only Speak English

    Well, according to the well-informed self-styled ‘gringo’ who commented on the Daily News website, Atticus is a “SPANISH-owned” store. Clearly then, the explanation is obvious. The Spaniards who run Atticus are discriminating against their Hispanic workforce because they don’t like their accents.

    Or perhaps, the owners of Atticus are not ‘SPANISH’ at all? Normally I wouldn’t say a gringo should refer to himself as such, but in this case, it seems, the appellation might be appropriate…

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  2. Comment In  Gay Ivies Go Wild In “Why I Chose Yale” Recruitment Video

    Nice job, Fidel. You were a little flat on the high note, though, and I’d like to see some more spirit fingers in your finale.

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  3. Comment In  Four Hairless Animals That Makes Us Think The Apocalypse Is Coming Soon

    “A week ago four teens playing near a creek in Cerro Azul, a community in the northern part of Panama City, encountered the creature, which they claim approached them. The teens threw rocks and beat the animal to death before returning to take pictures.”
    http://news.mongabay.com/2009/0919-beast.html

    It’s nice to know that if extraterrestrials ever do land on Earth, they will be beaten to death by teenagers and have pictures taken of their corpse. I feel much safer.

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  4. Comment In  French Man Comes Up With Ingenious Way To Open A Wine Bottle Without A Corkscrew

    why you think zis is not funny? indeed, zey do ‘ave ze ‘airy armpits. and also stink of brie!

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  5. Comment In  Four Animals That Make Your Sex Life Look Bland

    This is why I went as Batman for Halloween.

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