You know how women are always lying about “a sense of humor” being the most important thing in dating? Well, Megan Fox, in Cosmo no less, rocked this by talking excitedly about having a threesome with Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill. We support this, and she should dump her boyfriend, and here’s why.
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Megan Fox's Jennifer's Body Promotional Tour Degenerating Into Her Talking About Threesomes With Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill
By Chris Alonzo at 1:16 PM.
Megan Fox’s Jennifer’s Body Promotional Tour Degenerating Into Her Talking About Threesomes With Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill
By Chris Alonzo at 1:16 PM.
You know how women are always lying about “a sense of humor” being the most important thing in dating? Well, Megan Fox, in Cosmo no less, rocked this by talking excitedly about having a threesome with Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill. We support this, and she should dump her boyfriend, and here’s why.
Oh No! Ricky Rubio Sends The Timberwolves Home Empty-Handed, Will Announce Trade To Barca Today
By Chris Alonzo at 10:24 AM.
Hot off the wires in Spain, Ricky Rubio has made the call after a last-ditch meeting between DKV Joventut and the two clubs pursuing him (fellow Spanish club FC Barcelona and the NBA’s Minnesota Timberwolves) and Barca wins the little monchichi!
WTF: New Grizzly Bear Single Features Michael McDonald. Seriously.
By Chris Alonzo on 31 August 2009, 12:41 PM.
Argentine Newscasters Pranked Into Warning Against The Grog Recipe From Monkey Island
By Chris Alonzo at 11:58 AM.
Check out these poor sap TV newsers in Argentina, their brows furiously knotted as they advise parents about the dangers of the latest fad that the kids are getting wasted on: “grog”. Of course, the recipe they show is actually from a twenty year old pirate-themed video game. Video after the jump.
ESPN Taps Kenny Chesney For College Football Music; We Have A Few Alternate Suggestions
By Chris Alonzo at 10:36 AM.
OH PLEASE GOD NO. ESPN has announced that Kenny Chesney is their boy for this season’s college football theme music. As rabid college football fans, we beg them to reconsider, and we have a few alternatives in mind.
Great Latino Artists Of Our Time: Mexican Guy Makes Transforming Bumblebee Costume
By Chris Alonzo at 1:17 PM.
Let us all celebrate this wonderful Mexican who took the time out of his life to create a Bumblebee costume that actually transforms into a Chevy Camaro. Totally wonderful video after the jump.
Video: Sergio Jauregui Kicks Rival Leonardo Medina In The Face, Putting Bolivian Soccer On The Map
By Chris Alonzo at 12:51 PM.
Sergio Jauregui, of Bolivia’s Blooming club, is facing a possible three year suspension for knocking rival Rival Leonardo Medina of Oriente Petrolero unconscious with a sneak-attack karate kick to the face. Video of all the fun after the jump.
China Admits To Farming 2/3’s of Country’s Organ “Donations” From Executed Prisoners
By Chris Alonzo on 27 August 2009, 11:03 AM.
Video: Shaquille O’Neal In A Pink Speedo
By Chris Alonzo on 27 August 2009, 10:49 AM.
Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders Rock Old School Oilers Jerseys At Bikini Calendar Release Party
By Chris Alonzo at 10:35 AM.
The Tennessee Titans cheerleading squad had their big exciting calendar release party last night in Nashville, and gave the crowd something extra by hitting the stage in retro Houston Oilers jerseys before stripping down to bikinis. This is American history, people, and it is important.
Rampage Jackson to Star As B.A. Baracus In New A-Team Movie, Because There Is A God
By Chris Alonzo at 1:13 PM.
Will we go there? Will we say it? Yes we will: We pity the fool who doesn’t think that Rampage Jackson is going to be excellent as B.A. Baracus in the new A-Team movie. Ah, that felt good.
Remembering Ted Kennedy (1932-2009): Our Top Five Favorite Memories Of A Strong Liberal Man
By Chris Alonzo at 11:47 AM.
We are incalculably saddened by the death of Ted Kennedy, by the loss of the man, sure, but mostly the idea of the Strong Liberal Man that goes to the grave with him. Here are our favorite memories of those times that The Lion rose up and showed everybody who was the boss.
Caster Semenya Reportedly Has Three Times The Normal Amount of Testosterone
By Chris Alonzo at 12:53 PM.
The little lady at the center of this big dumb gender brouhaha returned to South Africa to a hero’s welcome today amid a leaked report that her testosterone levels are as much as three times the normal amount for women. HAWT.
Michael Beasley Twitter Photo Shows Awesome Tattoo He’s Taking To Rehab
By Chris Alonzo at 11:15 AM.
Miami Heat forward Michael Beasley has entered a Houston rehab center, reportedly for depression and possible drug/alcohol abuse. And before checking himself in he had a mini-meltdown on Twitter, complete with a pic of a sweet new tattoo and possibly some drogas.
Carlos Pena Dedicates Walk-Off Game Winner To Cancer Victim Greg Montalbano of the Boston Red Sox
By Chris Alonzo at 1:47 PM.
When Tampa Bay’s Carlos Pena heard that his best friend from college, Red Sox prospect Greg Montalbano, had died of cancer, he decided to do something special in his friend’s honor. And he delivered, driving in the game-winning single Saturday against the Texas Rangers.
Stefania Fernandez Crowned Miss Universe 2009
By Chris Alonzo at 11:36 AM.
Latinas from Venezuela continued to rule everything that physically exists ever, as Stefania Fernandez was crowned Miss Universe 2009 last night in the Bahamas. She is the second consecutive and sixth all-time Miss Universe from Venezuela.
“Shit, why don’t we fill it up with gas, tambien?”
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Yeah, what they said. That, and, a month ago you took pretty much the opposite stance when I gently chided Berlusconi for fucking whores.
http://anyguey.guanabee.com/2009/07/silvio-berlusconi-no-saint
“What does being smart have to do with absolutely reviling a person’s penchant for hot chicks? Seems like a prudish stance. Not a smart one.” But now let’s get all fussy about the guy’s “strong liberal cock.” Oh please. I’m talking about a political and legislative accomplishments, not a personal history that I could give a shit about.
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No no - I added the scare quotes after your comment. Credit where it’s due.
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Point well taken (and scare quotes added to the word “man” to further emphasize the intended cheekiness of the title).
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Nice grab - she’s all corrected now.
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