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  1. Comment In  Dear SXSW Hipsters: Don’t Follow The NY Times Advice About Mexican Food

    I do. just not perfectly. which is probably the case for that cara de mierda, too.

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  2. Comment In  Nine Signs That Latinos Are The New Irish

    Must be the Immigration Customs Enforcement kinda ice.

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  3. Comment In  Ten Very Unattractive Celebrity Yearbook Photos

    Booyah:

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  4. Comment In  Ten Very Unattractive Celebrity Yearbook Photos

    Bwa ha ha. You’re right.

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    no problem! i didn’t take it that way. try to get some rest.

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Recent Posts

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s Angry White Girl Photos

By Cindy Casares at 10:07 PM.

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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Says “WP” Tattoos Stand For “Wet Pussy” But She Reps A Clothing Line Called “Angry White Girl”

By Cindy Casares at 4:45 PM.

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Oh THAT’S so much better.

Please Fill Out The Census Despite This Celebrity Latino After School Special

By Cindy Casares at 4:14 PM.

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This has to be the most painful thing we’ve ever watched and we’re into BDS&M porn. Still, you should fill out your U.S. Census forms.

Fotopost: Young Fidel Castro Spotted At SXSW

By Cindy Casares at 11:45 AM.

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Look who we spotted at SXSW yesterday: It’s hipster Fidel Castro.

Jesse James’ Girlfriend Michelle McGee And Her “White Power” Tattoos

By Cindy Casares at 10:38 AM.

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Jesse James’ alleged mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee took part in a Nazi photo shoot a year ago, which would be bad enough, but the really scary part is that she has white power tattoos on the back of her knees.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s Nazi Photoshoot

By Cindy Casares at 10:35 AM.

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Cheech Marin Cleans The Floor With Anderson Cooper On Celebrity Jeopardy

By Cindy Casares at 9:52 AM.

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Anderson Cooper is apparently unfamiliar with the concept of acting because he thought he’d easily beat Cheech Marin at Jeopardy what with him being a big pothead and all.

Satanic Communist President Wants To Vote On Healthcare On Sabbath

By Cindy Casares at 8:15 AM.

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Republican Congressman from Iowa Steve King and Glen Beck say voting for the health care bill on Sunday is “an affront to God.”

Jesse James Denies, Denies, Apologizes For Infidelity Rumors

By Cindy Casares at 6:51 PM.

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Jesse James apologized for being a cheating sack of turd today in People magazine, while simultaneously claiming the “vast majority of allegations” are lies.

Ro Ro At SXSW

By Cindy Casares at 4:57 PM.

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Robert Rodriguez was totally watching Girl In A Coma at SXSW with us just now.

David Garza Is The Janitor In Maneja Beto’s New Video, “Ofrendas”

By Cindy Casares at 1:07 PM.

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Maneja Beto are back with a disco number called “Ofrendas” and the video features none other than David Garza as a janitor.

Sandra Bullock Totally Knew Jesse James Was Cheating At the Oscars

By Cindy Casares at 9:54 AM.

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We just reviewed Sandra Bullock’s Oscar winning acceptance speech and realized she totally already knew about Jesse James’ affair. Sheck it.

Penelope Cruz And Her Gay On The Cover Of Vanity Fair

By Cindy Casares at 8:41 AM.

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Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar are on the cover of Spain’s April Vanity Fair issue.

Guanabee Talks Shop At SXSWi 2010

By Cindy Casares at 5:52 PM.

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Last Saturday, the editors of Guanabee and Anyguey made their way to the 2010 SXSW Interactive Festival to talk a lot of shop and a little smack about Austin and how it’s the Latino Internet Capital of the World.

Guanabee’s SXSWi 2010 Latino 2.0 Happy Hour At El Chilito

By Cindy Casares at 5:33 PM.

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No Wonder The Black Barbies Weren’t Selling: Wal-Mart Tells Black Customers To Leave

By Cindy Casares at 3:09 PM.

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An investigation is underway to discover who got on the PA system and told all the black people to leave a Walmart in South Jersey.

Nine Signs That Latinos Are The New Irish

By Cindy Casares at 1:18 PM.

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It’s St. Patrick’s Day! Before you say, who cares? Let’s take a look at all the ways Latinos are the new Irish, so to speak.

Jesse James Cheated On Sandra Bullock

By Cindy Casares at 9:33 AM.

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The Oscar curse continues with news that Sandra Bullock’s husband Jessee James had an affair with tattoo skank Michelle “Bombshell” McGee while Sandy filmed The Blind Side.

The Gay Vatican Scandal Involved Really Tall, Tall, Tall, Black, Cuban Men

By Cindy Casares at 8:00 AM.

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Last night on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart highlighted Angelo Balducci’s preference for really tall, blatino men.

Your Tuesday Mexting Report: Hello, Lover

By Cindy Casares at 6:25 PM.

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Mexting uses cell phones to send explicit picture text messages of Mexican food meals to others.