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  1. Comment In  Is Kenny Rogers Dying?

    Maybe his face is so tight that he can’t eat.

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  2. Comment In  Flasher At Mexican Soccer Game Not Mexican At All

    “that’s called a cultural exchange, mexico.” *slow claps.*

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  3. Comment In  Why Is George Lopez Always Trying To Make Alcoholism Seem Cool?

    I agree 100%. I have no aunts who think they’re fine or pee in the yard or whatever the hell corriente shit he grew up with. I did know a bunch of people, not relatives, who were super negative. Who think anything that’s done right is “gay”. So, I can relate to those jokes.

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  4. Comment In  Jessica Alba Wants To Make Movies In Spanish, Has Hired A Tutor

    I don’t think you have to speak Spanish to be Latino in America. It also depends on what you mean by speaking Spanish. Are those Haitians 100% fluent? I am not 100% fluent, but I placed out of Spanish in college just because I grew up in a community where Spanish was everywhere. Anyway, some of my friends speak perfect Spanish, some don’t. It doesn’t make them less Latin in my eyes. That’s like saying that if your abuelita doesn’t speak English she’s less American.

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  5. Comment In  Questlove Gets Delicious Fried Chicken Removed From Black History Menu At NBC Cafeteria

    I’m not saying it’s good for you, but it sure is good.

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Recent Posts

Benicio Del Toro Says Weirdest Three Stooges Movie Ever Still Alive

By Cindy Casares at 11:40 AM.

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Benicio Del Toro says the Farrelly Brothers Three Stooges project we mentioned a hundred moons ago is still alive as far as he knows.

British Cosmo: Jessica Alba And Lindsay Lohan “Chat For Hours About Girl Stuff”, Jessica Hates Marriage

By Cindy Casares at 10:17 AM.

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Jessica Alba is on the cover of British Cosmo next month. She told the magazine that the rumors about Lindsay Lohan macking on her husband are absolutely not true. But, she still hates the institution of marriage.

Jessica Alba British Cosmo March 2010

By Cindy Casares at 9:49 AM.

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Fotopost: Tongue Wagging Good Time At Carnaval

By Cindy Casares at 9:19 AM.

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A dog with a crazy-long tongue was snapped in Rio de Janeiro at a pre-Caranaval parade this weekend.

Brujerias!: Rice That Doesn’t Need Cooking

By Cindy Casares on 9 February 2010, 9:00 AM.

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Top Five Doctors Who Killed Celebrities

By Cindy Casares at 4:19 PM.

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In a decision that has The Colonel rolling over in his grave, Dr Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson’s doctor, has been charged with involuntary manslaughter for the death of the King of Pop. That’s one. Let’s look at the other doctors who will go down in infamy as celebrity killers.
“Dr. Nick” Killed Elvis Presley
In 1977, when [...]

Seven Year-Old Julia Lira Beat Out Thalía For Carnaval Queen, Even If It’s Kind Of Pedo

By Cindy Casares at 2:05 PM.

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Seven year-old Julia Lira has been named queen of the drum corp for Rio’s Carnaval parade, beating out Thalía, and freaking out child activists.

Fotopost: Polo, The Sport Of Queens

By Cindy Casares at 1:30 PM.

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Nacho Figueras and Chace Crawford step out of our gay wet dreams to participate in the Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge.

Cameron Diaz Spotted “Grinding” On Alex Rodriguez

By Cindy Casares on 8 February 2010, 11:59 AM.

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Levi Johnston Playgirl Cover Shows That He Will Be Uncovered At A Newstand Near You Very Soon

By Cindy Casares at 11:26 AM.

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Levi Johnston will be naked on newsstands Februrary 22nd. They’re bringing Playgirl out of hiding for this. You better buy it or Levi Johnston will go have to go away.

Benicio Del Toro Speaking In Spanish About The Wolfman

By Cindy Casares on 8 February 2010, 10:30 AM.

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Jessica Alba Does Not Approve Of Chinese People Getting Plastic Surgery To Look Like Her

By Cindy Casares at 10:11 AM.

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Someone stuck a mic in front of Jessica Alba at the Superbowl to ask her what she thinks of 21 year-old Xiaoqing, the Chinese girl we told you about last week who is getting plastic surgery to look like Alba in order to get her psycho boyfriend back.

Fotopost: Alaskan Teleprompter

By Cindy Casares at 9:23 AM.

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After mocking Barack Obama’s use of a teleprompter, Sarah Palin gets caught with cheat notes on her hand at the National Tea Party Convention in Nashville on Saturday, February 6, 2010.

Laura Chinchilla Is Costa Rica’s First Woman President

By Cindy Casares at 9:04 AM.

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Meet Cost Rica’s first woman president, Laura Chinchilla.

The Jenny Sanford 20/20 Interview: Portrait Of A Narcissist

By Cindy Casares at 7:10 PM.

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Here’s a clip from the Jenny Sanford 20/20 interview airing tonight. In it, she tells Barbara Walters that her husband, Mark Sanford, called her first thing after confessing on television that he’d spent the last few days in Argentina crying in his mistress’s arms, to ask her, “How did I do?”

Questlove Gets Delicious Fried Chicken Removed From Black History Menu At NBC Cafeteria

By Cindy Casares at 5:47 PM.

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In a case of liberal America messing shit up where it ain’t broke, The Roots drummer Questlove has unwittingly embroiled the NBC employee cafeteria in a national scandal by tweeting a picture of its fried chicken menu for Black History Month. (The chef who planned it is black, too.)

Is Kenny Rogers Dying?

By Cindy Casares at 4:21 PM.

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We were shocked to see how thin Kenny Rogers looks these days. Is he okay?

You’re Old: Eleven Year-Old Gives Birth And Other Child Prodigies

By Cindy Casares on 5 February 2010, 2:58 PM.

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Video: Top 5 Racist Things Tom Tancredo Said At The Teaparty Convention Kick-Off Yesterday

By Cindy Casares at 12:50 PM.

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The Tea Party wingnut convention in Nashville kicked off last night with a rousing address from our old pal Tom Tancredo who called for an end to “the cult of multiculturalism”. We gathered a list of other xenophobic gems he uttered into the teabag night.

Fotopost: Saving The World One Brown Person At A Time

By Cindy Casares at 12:03 PM.

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George Lopez, Eva Longoria and Don Cheadle backstage at the “George Lopez and Friends Help Haiti” benefit last night in Los Angeles.