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el smrtmnky (92)

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i like long walks on the beach, the warm coo of a baby and Sydney Sheldon novels.

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  1. Comment In  Exclusive: Shakira Refuses To Do Interviews In Spanish
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    there’s still an aol website?

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  2. Comment In  Five People We’d Rather See Replace Lou Dobbs Than John King
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    no don francisco? meh.

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  3. Comment In  Sonia Sotomayor On The Cover Of Latina
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    you know she’s hiding the vaseline under the robe.

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  4. Comment In  Lou Dobbs Quit CNN Because There Are Too Many Mexicans In America Now
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    i hope don francisco gets his spot. or walter mercado.

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  5. Comment In  Rainbow Brite Is Back And Bratzified

    there will only be one revamp of rainbow brite and that stars joel mchale:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofRF5vpFpl0

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Recent Posts

Call Your Analrapist! There’s An Arrested Development Movie In The Works!

By el smrtmnky on 5 October 2009, 2:26 PM.

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Mexico Decides To Stop Catering To Drunken Assholes

By el smrtmnky at 11:07 PM.

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The Onion reports Mexico is building a wall to keep out all the drunken, American “ásols.”

Joyce DeWitt Had One Too Many At The Regal Beagle

By el smrtmnky on 6 July 2009, 3:16 PM.

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And On The Fourth Day, Perez Apologized

By el smrtmnky on 25 June 2009, 3:01 PM.

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¡Viva La Chinchillación!

By el smrtmnky on 19 June 2009, 3:06 PM.

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From Piñata To Buddha: A Journey Of Snark

By el smrtmnky on 5 June 2009, 3:05 PM.

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Umbrellas: The New Fashion Accessory In The Police State

By el smrtmnky on 4 June 2009, 4:07 PM.

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Panda Sexpress

By el smrtmnky on 3 June 2009, 4:50 PM.

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Cuckold Jon Gosselin Claims Plus 8 Are Happy, Self-esteem Files For Separation

By el smrtmnky on 3 June 2009, 2:44 PM.

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Mexican Cupcake 2: Electric Boogaloo

By el smrtmnky on 4 May 2009, 4:33 PM.

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More Hispanic Panic

By el smrtmnky on 4 May 2009, 4:11 PM.

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Paula Abdul Sat On Mexican Gardener As Victim Of The Brüno Influence-a

By el smrtmnky at 5:46 PM.

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American Idol judge and avowed non-resident of Doll Valley, Paula Abdul succumbed to the embarassing viral powers of Sacha Baron Cohen’s gay Austrian alter ego, Brüno. Symptoms include flush face, sitting on Mexicans, and slurred speech. No one really noticed until about now.
Here is the radio interview where Paula describes how she got punk’d by [...]

Wrestling With Thoughts Of Fame

By el smrtmnky on 30 April 2009, 8:32 AM.

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