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Advancements In Face Morphing

NRMR — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:13:35 +0000

Someone with a love for gifs, and tits, created what might be the sexiest/creepiest blog ever! NSFW

The Pussycat Dolls Are About To Break Up

NRMR — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:32:57 +0000

The Pussycat Dolls have decided to “take a break” We say goodnight and good luck. This opens the door for the super group of our dreams to set the world afire. the group would include Madonna, Whitney, and La Toya, and be called DPD or The Dusty Pussy Divas. Their first would be called Keep It Wet.

The L Word To Return More Unrealistic Than Before

NRMR — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:06:13 +0000

Showtime, eager to steal viewers away from Bravo, have reached into their vault and are now re-launching The L Word as The Real L Word: Los Angeles. While this is somewhat exciting news, it also seems like an idea that would have been way more exciting at the beginning of the decade. Although it is a very green way to think about television. Reduce the number of new original programs, reuse and recycle old ideas.

Like Wow: Chris Brown Keeps Crying About Getting Caught

NRMR — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:00:30 +0000

Like any abuser worth his weight in bloody gloves and white broncos, Chris Brown keeps saying sorry. Chris does not remember hitting, biting, or threatening to kill Rihanna. Chris does lets this telling quote “I mean wow… that isn’t the person I pride myself on being.” Yeah well we don’t pride ourselves on our ability to eat a whole box of cheez-its in one sitting, but guess what it happens!

Diddy Headed For Suicide Watch?

NRMR — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:25:18 +0000

Now this tweet might just be the product of too much Cîroc, and watching Notorious on cable at 4 AM. Or Diddy could be headed for an epic breakdown. The likes of which, not seen since Mariah Carey 2001.

Welcome To The New York Of 2015

NRMR — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:30:13 +0000

The auteur behind You Got Served and House Party 4: Down To The Last Minute has released the trailer for his newest urban masterpiece, Boogie Town.
Boogie Town takes place in 2015, there are no longer drugs or violence, only illegal dance battles. The trailer looks like the end result of a coke fueled weekend watching Twilight and The Warriors on a loop.

Amber Rose: More Than A “Bisexual Freak Stripper”

NRMR — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:28:57 +0000

Amber Rose, the latest muse that makes our pants tight, is finally opening up to Complex Magazine. The buzzed cut beauty is quite the paragon, her first idol was Slash from Guns N’ Roses, she grew up in South Philly, and considers herself and Kanye to be the black Brad and Angelina.

She wants to be the Tyra Banks for a new age, “I want young girls growing up to know that they can actually eat something, and be beautiful and be a model.”

Judging from the video Ms. Rose knows that the way to a man’s heart is not only through his stomach, but also by suffocating him with a big juicy booty.

Justin Timberlake Continues To Earn Our Money

NRMR — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:06:48 +0000

Justin Timberlake can now add model to his ever growing list of jobs he doesn’t deserve. Here he is, smugness fully intact, shilling the new Givenchy fragrance Play. We hope it smells as hot as a Timbaland beat sounds.

La Toya Gets A Job Dancing For Money

NRMR — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:32:43 +0000

La Toya Jackson is taking a break from her undercover work surrounding Michael’s death to join the cast of Dancing With The Stars. While we can not wait to see the thing of beauty that is La Toya Yvonne Jackson doing the samba and cha cha to awful covers of pop songs, we highly doubt anything could top her last reality show appearance on Armed and Famous.

Spotted: Gossip Girl Jumping The Shark

NRMR — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:22:10 +0000

In her ongoing quest for full media saturation, Trya Banks is now lined up to join Gossip Girl for a multi episode arc.

Will she be playing a model? a fat RA that stops the social event of the season? reprising her role as a doll come to life from the movie Life Size? NO
She has been cast as an actress co-staring with Hillary Duff in a movie. One would think that with her extreme narcissism and ego mania, Ty Ty baby would have demanded a bigger role. Then again Tyra has been playing the role of larger than life faded star for years. so this might be the role she was born to play.

Zombieland: Woody Harrelson Will Never Cease To Be Awesome

NRMR — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 16:45:26 +0000

The trailer for Zombieland looks like a well worn formula harkening back to beloved campy murderfests such as From Dusk Till Dawn and Shaun of the Dead. But, given the blood, guts, tits and the predictably triumphant victory at the end, it’s a well worn formula that works! Will little Abigail Breslin do a sexy strip tease, like Salma? We’ll be waiting!

Shakira Wants Out Of The Closet

NRMR — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:21:11 +0000

The video for Shakira’s new song She-Wolf/loba has finally been released, from its sexy sexy cage.

The New Madonna Single: Is It 1990?

NRMR — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:39:22 +0000

The new Madonna single reminds us of a dance off we had with a tranny once. We won!

Bay Area Poet Rafael Casal Lays Down Some Slanguage

NRMR — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:55:48 +0000

Rafael Casal of the Getback Crew just debuted his new track, Bay Area Slang Top 100. It’s a hot jam set to the Grinch theme. So unless you’re a mark whose pockets iz touchin, be sure to pick up his LP, MONSTER in August.

Jennifer Aniston Continues To Get Work Playing Herself

NRMR — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:42:42 +0000

Jennifer Aniston is hellbent on leading the cougar revolution in pop culture. She will keep her streak of flicks for the 40+ crowd going with Pumas, a film where “two thirtysomething women who make a habit of romancing younger men and take a French skiing vacation that challenges their romantic expectations.”

Now while we love older women, why does Jennifer have to be the only one to play all these roles? What about Eva Longoria? She’s 34 and still bringing the heat. What about Christina Applegate? She still makes us tingle from her days as Kelly Bundy and is out of work at the moment. All we are asking Hollywood screenwriters is if you’re are going to write the same movie over and over again, at least let another aging kitten utter your words.