Well, we double-dog dared you to produce footage from Noelia’s much-blogged about sex tape and you didn’t let us down. We can now say with confidence that the rumor is true. The tattoo has been positively identified and so, without further ado (you dirty little cybergeeks who’ll probably never visit this site again), [...]
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