30 Rock, the only show that’s funny right now, made a Selena Quintanilla reference on its third season premiere. The episode premiered on the internet yesterday, a full week before it will air on television, because NBC knows the...

And now Piper Palin is pregnant. With a pack of pickled peppers. Kidding! She sure looks adorable spitting on a Downs baby, though. This list of “Hollywood’s 5 Saddest Attempts At Feminism” is awesome, frightening. [Cracked] Britney is opening...

Amy Winehouse’s crusty self is getting shipped to rehab again, possibly in South Africa. Also, “Kebabs, scabs and rehab” is the best title ever. God, we love British tabs SO. HARD! [The Sun] Tina Fey wants Britney Spears to...