Now this is interesting. We seem to hear a lot about Michelle Obama and how wonderful and lovely and loving and America-hating and stylish and smart she is, but not much is discussed about Cindy. So it was eye-opening,...

After going through all the trouble of wrasslin’ with the Catholic Church to make abortion a legal option, Mexico City is now grappling with how to make it available for even the poorest women so that they won’t have...

The recent hullaballoo over Yale art student Aliza Shvarts got us thinking. And we hate that. So we consulted Guanabee’s very own Gay Shrink and sat down to discuss Aliza and her magical, mystical, possibly creatively fictional uterine lining....

We got several amazing entries for our “Name Aliza Shvarts Art” contest and we sorted through all seven and a half of them to pick the two very best. These two Guanababies get to take home pendants by Onch,...

Tomorrow we’ll be announcing the two winners of our “Name Aliza Shvarts’ Art Project” contest… thing. The best titles get a pendant from Onch, who is made entirely of unicorn farts and Lisa Frank stickers. Truth be told, the...

We were so caught up in picturing what the inside of Aliza Shvarts’ fridge might look like, what with all the protein she’s stored up, and if she had to make a conscious effort not to buy mayonnaise for...

Because Aliza Shvarts (that’s her actually working on the project) has not admitted, publicly, that she lied her senior art project was a work of “creative fiction,” Yale University has not allowed the work to be displayed: Shvarts has...

Yale University has threatened not to display senior art student Aliza Shvarts’ final project unless she admits the whole thing was fake as our enthusiasm in typing the name Aliza Shvarts one more fucking time: The Ivy League school...

Onch, a jewelry designer from Los Angeles, has been inspired by Aliza Shvarts’ art to create some of his own. His “Aliza Shvarts” pendant is all a-swirl with red - reminiscent of roses, cherries jubilee, and miscarried baby brain...

Oh fuck us with a syringe and upload the video already. Aliza Shvarts, an artiste currently going through a much-publicized Red Period, is reportedly upset that Yale has come forth saying her “one girl, one cup” style self-induced pregnancy...

Tired of her yet? Us, too. Really. In this video, Aliza Shvarts talks about feminism, expression and freedom of speech. At one point, she mentions the “right of your own selfhood. We’re all people. We all have interior spaces...

Artsy semen junkie Aliza Shvarts is now famous. Congratulations! Damien Hirst and Matthew Snow are saving a seat for you. It is made of used condoms and diamonds and it is glorious. Anyway! Now that she’s famous, her life...

Ok, fine, internet. Fine. You’ve been hurling the “Aliza Shvarts-abortion-art project” story at us all day and we’ve been trying to ignore and hoping we could maybe avoid writing about it but, no. Here it is. After shvarting all...

Our Lady of Guadalupe School in Bakersfield, California has cancelled a scheduled talk by pro-abortion activist Dolores Huerta once they figured out that her opinions are kind of not totally in line with Catholic doctrine. The speech she intended...

Abortion clinics in Spain have gone on a week-long strike in an attempt to pressure the Spanish government into changing its abortion laws: Most abortions in Spain are carried out under a law requiring a doctor’s diagnosis that the...

The poor College Republicans. They invite disgraced former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay to speak at their annual convention in D.C. over a year after the Texas representative stepped down from Congress amidst conspiracy indictments, and what they get...

A recent demonstration on the Capitol steps left people in San Juan absolutely spent. Pushing an anti-gay marriage / anti-reproductive rights agenda, conservative Puerto Rican politicians had a group of kids perform a symbolic ballet while dressed up as...

Mexico City voted April 24 of this year to legalize first trimester abortions in a controversial move for the capital of the historically, if not officially, Catholic country. The Catholic Church continues to urge Mexican doctors not to give...