Hot new couple alert! Audrina Partridge rubs down Chuy Bravo, Chelsea Handler’s Latinoid assistant. [Audrina XO] Lindsay Lohan is defending her younger sister Ali’s big plastic boobs. [dlisted] Some dude in Ohio filmed himself bathing in a Burger King...

Mario Lopez’s dimples and huge, inflated, throbbing ego share the cover of “TV Guide” along with “The Hills” star Audrina Partridge and her freaky ceiling eyes. The story is on Hot Bods! Which apparently means Bulimia Nervosa and Airbrushing!...

Mariah Carey might have a second wedding. Because her first one didn’t include a flying purple unicorn. [The Scoop] Any Winehouse got roses for her first wedding anniversary. Made of crack. [dlisted] Jessica Simpson looked “subdued” during sister Ashlee’s...

“The Hills’” Audrina Partridge is set to star in the sequel to Jessica Alba’s stupid movie, Into the Blue 2: Electric Boogaloo. She plays a young, ambitious lab assistant who accidentally discovers the cure for AIDS: Patridge plays a...

Thanks to our superb knowledge of pop culture and our total inability to feel guilty about it, we guessed that Audrina Partridge’s tattoo was bogus. It also helped that our friend was able to translate the characters, which spelled...

Does Ashton Kutcher not have a kegger he’s late for or something? Jesus Christ. Audrina Patridge, she of “The Hills” fame (Double entendre? Why, yes!), was spotted getting a tattoo in Los Angeles. Wouldn’t it be really surprising if...

Oh dear. Even more photos from “The Hills” celebrityish person Audrina Partridge’s Playboy-shoot-that-never-was have surfaced on the interwebs, as nude photos are wont to do. Click here to see more pictures of Audrina frolicking in a pool and doing...

Gossip site “What Would Tyler Durden Do?” obtained photos from a test shoot questionably famous “The Hills” star (imploding blackhole?), Audrina Partridge, did for Playboy magazine when she was but a mere slip of a nobody fresh out of...