Meet Isis - ANTM’s first transsexual contestant. No Jaslene jokes here. Eva Longoria wore a “Hillary Supporter for Obama” pin at the DNC. Aw! [Scoop] Initially, Anne Hathaway was frightened of Barack Obama. Until she discovered just how articulate...

Now that we’ve formally congratulated Eva Longoria on her pregnancy / publicity stunt / period bloat, we think we need to think about what sort of gift to give whatever little thing she inevitably farts out. And we think...

So this picture of Eva “10 Frivolous-Ass Costume Changes” Longoria looking like she’s holding in a painful hiccup has got people thinking she’s pregnant with a womb troll. She’s also been going on and on about how skinny-fat and...

Eva Longoria hosted the ALMA Awards last night, as she often does between telling us how happily married she is, and astounded audiences of about 12 Longorias in Texas with 10 costume changes throughout the ceremony. And, lest she...

Eva Longoria is trying to get pregnant and would like us all to know about it. In related news, this morning we shat. [Us Weekly] Former EIC of Seventeen and current annoying over-sharer Atoosa Rubenstein is crapping out a...

Eva Longoria is a woman. Did you know this? And, because she’s a woman, she really digs participating in womanly past times like participating in beauty pageants and idealizing a time when women had little rights and respect: On...

Teeny little nugget of annoyance, Eva Longoria, is reportedly trying to gain weight out of dedication to her craft. You see, she’s set to play a stay-at-home mom so, obviously, she needs to look “frumpy” and “like a hot-ass...

“Desperate Housewives” creator and cutely-named man, Marc Cherry, talked to the NY Daily News about the new direction his godawful series is taking. This will include, he explains, the “de-glamourization” of Gaby — a former runway model despite being...

Jennifer Lopez’s twins never wear the same clothes twice because when she forgets to feed them, they have to eat something. [Showbiz Spy] Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have turned down several offers for first pictures of their baby,...

Eva Longoria is on fire. Hydrant. [Magamba] Eva Mendes thinks Interview magazine’s jokes about rehab were tacky because Eva Mendes is a fast, furious arbiter of taste and class. [Us] Samantha Ronson gave Lindsay Lohan a Cartier ring for...

Eva Longoria being shy and demure in Los Angeles....

Guess which celebrity couple is currently building this seven million dollar home in San Antonio, Texas. It includes a swimming pool, a basketball court and a mini water park because celebrities don’t play water sports with just a funnel...

Eva Longoria and husband Tony Parker attend his brother’s basketball game in France....

You know how Mario Lopez and Eva Longoria are always eating cupcakes or getting their labia pierced together or whatever the Hell those two do? Well, some speculate the two are joined at the hip because they are sucking...

Eva Longoria-Parker and Tony Parker share deep thoughts at the Ingenieur Automatic Edition Zinédine Zidane launch party in France. Yeah. It’s a party for a watch. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Grace Red Carpets of Paris [A Socialite’s Life]...

Eva Longoria looks like she just got a little whiff of Eva Longoria. [dlisted] Finding love is not all it’s cracked up to be, Pete Doherty buys a portrait of ex-girlfriend Kate Moss. [The Sun] That whole hullaballoo about...

Cameron Diaz and her Shrek co-star Antonio Banderas were on hand to cheer on some tall, sweaty dudes while Eva Longoria supported her loser husband: The Lakers defeated the Spurs in LA last night, and there was plenty of...

Eva Longoria Parker Sarah Jessica Gellar Cox Arquette paid a visit to her hometown of Corpus Christi, Texas (Which is, more importantly, the hometown of Santa Selena! May she rest in peace.) to serve Wendy’s Frosties for a good...

Question: Does Eva Mendes make movies anymore? Or does she only get paid to appear in magazines? We’re not being entirely facetious when we ask this. We know she was in The Fast and The Furious and Ghostrider but...

Oh, Eva, you little trickster. You somehow, perhaps in keeping with the Met Costume Institute Balls “Superhero” theme, managed to stealthily sneak under our fashion radar. But aha! We’ve caught you! Looking both like a prune purée and the...

Yesterday, while many were distracted watching porn at work while figuring out a way that Happy Hour could technically begin at 10 a.m, the brilliant minds at Maxim were busily compiling their list of the “10 Hottest Mexican Women”...

A good chunk of Latinos made it onto People magazine’s nauseating “100 Most Beautiful” list. Among the lovelies are Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, as well as Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, because couples are essentially one person. Also...

We’re not really fans of PDA. Not in the park, not on a lark, not in the street, not buying meat, not at the beach, not with a leech and definitely not on a bus after getting lost in...

Eva Longoria is posing for BeBe again. Still looking like a wet chihuahua. [A Socialite’s Life] Paris Hilton has apologized for saying Kim Kardashian’s ass looks like “cottage cheese in a trash bag.” Better than a half-gnawed stick of...

Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham took a quiet, unassuming stroll under the tens of millions of flashing paparazzi cameras together with Victoria’s son Cruz. Or Romero. Or Lothario. We wonder what these two have to talk about. Economic recession?...

Had your fill of Eva Longoria news? Too bad! We’re hungover as hell and taking it out on you. For her 33rd birthday celebration in Miami, Land of Tacky Cakes, Eva commissioned a cake with her face plastered all...

A tattoo reading “VII VII MMVII,” her wedding date, has mysteriously gone missing from desperate actress Eva Longoria’s wrist. Folks speculate it might be because her marriage to basketball player Tony Parker is crumbling faster than the impetigo on...

Taking a little break from their comfortable spots on the D List, Mario Lopez and Eva Longoria went out for lunch to celebrate Eva’s 53rd birthday. Mario took the opportunity to gift his friend with an expensive Cartier necklace,...

Eva Longoria got a diamond necklace from Mario Lopez and now our abuelita is finally convinced she’s suelta. [Daily Mail] Jessica Alba’s romantic shotgun wedding might be this weekend. [Lossip] Literally everyone we hate most in the world stays...

“Desperate Housewives’ ” creator, Marc Cherry is reportedly interested in turning his show into a musical. According to Kyle McLachlan, who plays Marcia Cross’ character’s husband on the show: “I think it is a great idea. It makes sense....

Desperate actress Eva Longoria lends her shrill, obnoxious voice to Hilary Clinton’s campaign. [I’m Not Obsessed] So it turns out the “Shaman” who blessed Paris Hilton in public is actually an actor whose body of work includes Mutant Vampire...

Mark your calendars. Well, yesterday. Go back in your time machines and mark your calendars yesterday as the day that Eva Longoria single-handedly lost the Texas Latino vote for Hillary Clinton by publicly claiming her support for the presidential...

Paris Hilton is deep, wide. [A Socialite’s Life] Britney Spears has dumped her boyfriend / maybe-husband. And here we thought quickie weddings in Mexico lasted forever. Or at least three months. [Hollywood Rag] Oscar-winning actress Marion Cotillard thinks 9/11...

Adorable little furball Eva Longoria has been called out by PETA as one of the worst dressed celebrities to ever generously be granted the label “celebrity:” Eva Longoria is short on compassion. In her trashy furs, she looks like...

Posh Spice’s youngest condiment, Cruz Beckham, breakdanced in front of Madison Square Garden last night. Somewhere, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is feverishly working on The Robot. [dlisted] Avril Lavigne complains about paparazzi, while insisting on doing her shopping at Kitson. Babygirl,...

Eva Longoria, known far and wide and deep for her ability to act like things and sometimes people, reveals the secret of her talent in …some movie that you no longer have to shell out money to see. Trust...

Eva Longoria, and someone else’s nose, appear on the March cover of InStyle magazine. And, luckily for no one, she’s opening up her closet! Now, pull yourself away from asking why, exactly, Eva’s eyebrows are flesh-colored and ponder what...

Former “Desperate Housewives” non-Mexican gardener and “Passions” non-Mexican Mexican, Jesse Metcalfe, gets knocked the fuck out. [TMZ] Eva Longoria doesn’t fart in front of her husband; just all over TV and movie screens. [Gabsmash] Kat Von D’s arms look...

If you listen closely to New York Times Film Critic A.O. Scott’s video review of Eva Longoria’s new turd Over Her Dead Body, you can actually hear the moment where his soul stands up for all that is good...

Eva Longoria plays a dead ex-girlfriend in her latest movie, Title We Can’t Even Be Bothered To Look Up, which seems about the right fit for her acting range. Anyway, turns out she’s annoying and possessive, even in death:...

Eva NotMendes was spotted at LAX sporting yet another tattoo inspired by her undying love for her basketball-playing husband, Tony Parker, and all the money his occupation brings. Her new tattoo, “NINE” spelled out in some classy script, is...

Big, fat actress Eva Longoria squashes non-existent rumors that she’s pregnant by saying, no, she’s just morbidly obese. As usual: “Tony [Parker, her husband] wants his children to be able to see him play… and I’d like lots of...

Eva Longoria Parker, which, we’re guessing, is the pseudonym for the noxious and nefarious Eva Longoria (so tricky, that one), is set to star in a new movie that looks super fun and great and… We forgot the name...

Basketball player Tony Parker is set to file a suit against the photo agency that broke the story of his alleged infidelity. Man, chill. You’re getting more publicity now than you ever did tossing a ball into a hoop:...

X17 is reporting that, hey, Perfect Husband Tony Parker might just be a cheater after all and offer text messages supposedly sent between him and French model Alexandra Paressant as evidence. (Click on image for a better view.) Additionally,...

Basketball player Tony Parker has responded to allegations of infidelity by insisting that he’s always been faithful to wife Eva Longoria: “I love my wife,” Parker said in a statement to PEOPLE. “She’s the best thing in my life,...

VIA MACHOCHIP: The unholy union of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker seems to be on its last legs. That’s because a new set has entered Tony’s life-the set belonging to model Alexandra Paressant. According to the X17 web site (the...

Actress Eva Longoria tattooed her wedding date, VII VII MMVII, on her wrist. She married basketball player Tony Parker over the summer… and will totes probs divorce him in the near future. “Love” tats are a death knell to...

Eva Longoria is in this weekend’s issue of your mom’s favorite Sunday circular, Parade, telling us all about the things that make her “beautiful.” Turns out she has a degree in kinesiology. But sometimes even being a gym bunny...

Renowned and beloved star of stage and screen, Eva Longoria, recently annoyed employees of L.A.’s Chateu Marmont when she rearranged the dining room’s furniture so she could sit by Posh Spice: “Eva ran straight over to Posh and started...