Jennifer Lopez — You know, the one from the block? — sat down with Elle magazine for an interview in their October issue all about her uterus and her favorite designers. And it’s chock-full of interesting little tidbits! Like,...

Noooooo! Jermaine Clement from “Flight of the Conchords” up and got fucking married. Closed for business time. [TVNZ] After collectively taking over Heath Ledger’s role in The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell donated...

Jennifer Lopez is tearing herself away from her magical cashmere-swathed twins to compete in a triathlon. Inspiring! She’s started a blog in association with Self magazine chronicling her training and letting us all know that J-Lo is just like...

You can stop holding your breath: ABC is presenting “Maid in Manhattan,” the series. Molded after Jennifer Lopez’s cinematic treasure of the same name, the series will follow the exploits of a Bronx-born Latina hotel maid as she lives...

Shia LaBeouf’s Transformers co-star, Isabel Lucas, was a passenger in his drunken car crash. This is why one should take care to always wear one’s seat belt and douche repellent when driving with Shia LaBeouf. [LA Times] Oh, by...

Jennifer Lopez’s twins never wear the same clothes twice because when she forgets to feed them, they have to eat something. [Showbiz Spy] Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have turned down several offers for first pictures of their baby,...

Jennifer Lopez’s Pasadena restaurant, Madre’s, is now gone. Maybe! A sign on the fine dining establishment’s door announces it will be closed “Monday through Sunday starting July 1st 2008 until further notice.” So no Tuesday night mofongo buffets, then?...

On her official website (Yes, yes, we know. You read it all the time.), Jennifer Lopez has a fun feature where lookalike fans send in their photos to see who most resembles La Lopez. There’s a lot of eyeliner,...

Guess who’s having a down ass time at the beach. Hint: She really hopes you get (this) right. Answer, after the jump:...

Jennifer Lopez has been issued a subpoena to testify in court about details surrounding the 1999 shooting that involved her and then-boyfriend P. Diddy (who was known as “Puffy Daddy” at the time, for those of you for whom...

Lisa Wilson, a flight attendant, is suing Jennifer Lopez for 5 million dollars. She’s claiming one of Lopez’s guard-dogs-who-was-not-Marc bit her on the leg two years ago during a flight. She’s kinda slow, we guess: Wilson says Lopez boarded...

Jennifer Lopez is from the block - if that block is in Madrid and happens to contain a Dolce & Gabbana store. Jennifer Lopez Gets Her Shop On [A Socialite’s Life]...

Jennifer Lopez gives us another reason to ignore Marc Anthony as he performs a concert in Spain. Chichis!!!! [dlisted]...

Jennifer Lopez vacationing in Tenerife, Spain with her family. First Look — Jennifer Lopez in a Bikini With Her Babies!! [PopSugar]...

Jennifer Lopez tearfully tore herself away from her newborn twins to shop at the Catherine Malandrino in Manhasset. And what did she do? Act like Jennifer Lopez, basically: “She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop...

Jennifer Lopez is all upset because she thinks she’s a bad mom. Probably because she’s a bad mom: “If the twins cry, she thinks it’s because she’s a bad mom, and bursts into tears herself.” “Marc had to sit...

Jennifer Lopez made a magical appearance at a graduation for 8 year-old autistic students in Staten Island who chose to perform a dance number to her hit, “Let’s Get Loud.” The kids, whose teachers say don’t really understand how...

Oh, those crazy kids! Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony reportedly have a chaotic family situation because they’re terrible people who will suck out your soul while cackling evilly. Or because they leave the TV on: It’s gotten even nuttier...

Reports claim that internationally renowned role model Jennifer Lopez paid a visit to Barack Obama’s office in the Hart Senate Office Building on Wednesday afternoon, which is kind of impossible since we first read this Wednesday at around 10...

One fourth of New York residents have herpes. Honey. [WCBS] Maybe if Patricia Fields had dressed Hillary Clinton in a tutu and roller skates, she’d still be in the race. [NYT] Jennifer Lopez is coming out with a line...

“How long”, asks Boston Globe correspondent Beth Teitell, “does a new mother get to lose the baby weight before people start, you know, talking?” We don’t know, but god forbid your body doesn’t shrink back into a more socially-acceptable...

We know pop stars have a lot of gifts to contribute to the world, like their talent and gentle morning news show advice on how to improve our grotesque, plebeian, mutant selves. So it’s totally forgivable that they have...

Jennifer Lopez and her gremlin are setting out to raise their kids without nannies. Oh, the realness of it all: “Jennifer is such an amazing mom, and I’m so proud of her,” Anthony said on The Billy Bush Show,...

We thought the reader-submitted email on our Jennifer Lopez coverage, and some of the responses to it, were pretty damn entertaining. But they also got us a bit worried, because we have to share subway rides and stand in...

Las Vegas producer Stephen Sorrentino, who also happens to be an Elton John impersonator, is debuting a new show in Dallas today. “Superstars Latinos” features some of the finest impersonators of Latino stars that are easy to impersonate: The...

Tell us, gentle reader. Do you find our coverage of Jennifer Lopez personally offensive? Yes? Oh, good! Because we find her totally vile. Know what else we find repulsive? Run-on sentences! But we do love our readers almost as...

Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez (pictured at left) dropped us a line yesterday to let us know she posted a new video blog, (or “vlog” if you’re nasty), on YouTube regarding the status of The Diry Girls Social Club movie script. That...

Jennifer Lopez’s embarrassingly less famous and almost offensively unreal sister, news anchor Lynda, is pregnant. And not by a turkey baster encrusted with emeralds, because she is poor and horrible: The 34-year-old news anchor showed off a baby bump...

Gawker figured out that the subject of a blind item about a diva who demanded to see contract John Finton during his birthday party while his mother was dying is none other than Jennifer “I’m Real” Lopez. Don’t be...

Here’s Jennifer Lopez at the presentation of Christian Dior’s Cruise Collection in New York City. Ignore, for a moment, the misshapen tumor sprouting forth from the side of Jennifer Lopez’s face in this photo and focus instead on her...

There’s nothing quite so relaxing as taking a much-deserved vacation, right? Especially with a couple of demon-babies crying non-stop during an entire flight. Such is the scenario travelers have to look forward to if they share a plane with...

Jennifer Lopez’s reality series for TLC, which was originally touted as a look into her life as a mother, is actually just going to be a series-long perfume commercial. Equally fascinating: “The recent show Jennifer Lopez plans to produce...

Jennifer Lopez is getting her own reality series! Only it’s being called a “docu-series” because she’s too real. She rode the 6 train! From the Bronx! Real: The singer and new mom to twins will co-executive produce, co-create and...

Jennifer Lopez has reportedly been waking up at 4 a.m. in order to exercise away the hideous baby weight she gained after carrying two completely natural womb trolls: A source told Britain’s Closer magazine, “Jennifer has always been a...

Jennifer Lopez has named Tom Cruise the godfather of her twins, Max and Emme, even though she is Catholic and he is crazy: A source said: “Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to...

Naturally-conceiving actress and singer Jennifer Lopez has admitted she felt a lot of pressure from her mother to get pregnant: The ‘Do It Well’ singer says she felt under even more pressure to fall pregnant because her mother rang...

A weatherman and news anchor in Haiti bring us the best 9 seconds on the internet. And it doesn’t involve a single lolcat. [Metafilter] Jennifer Lopez admits she plays with her leftover pregnancy belly. She also requests you put...

Our favorite Nuyorican couple are featured today in a New York Daily News article that claims women are happier when their spouse is fugly. An article entitled, “When she’s hot & he’s not there’s better shot at happiness” says:...

Jennifer Lopez has confided to her close friend, People magazine, that she plans to run a triathlon in a few months in order to make her babies proud. Unnecessary, JLo! Nothing makes a child more proud than being sold...

New mom Jennifer “Don’t Call Me JLo” “JLo” Lopez insists she gave birth “naturally,” without the help of in vitro fertilization. And then says “naturally” six more times: She tells People magazine, “It was natural. We didn’t do in...

Jennifer Lopez’s eighty bajillion (three million) dollar cover for People magazine hits newsstands this week and, truth be told, her twins don’t look like they’d go for maybe for than 2 G’s each on the black market, tops: This...

Halle Birthday gave birth to a baby girl over the weekend. It’s probably still a better driver than Halle. [Star] ABBA drummer Ola Brunkert was found dead in his apartment after having fallen into a sliding glass door. Decidedly...

At a recent NYFD fundraiser, Marc Anthony (Needle scratch. New York City Fire Department… and Marc Anthony? Such seemingly disparate entities. Like pouring vodka over Cocoa Puffs which, seriously, don’t knock it ‘til you try it. Anyway…) shared he...

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to sleep with a celebrity? Other than Dakota Fanning, people. Well, Pipedream Products, makers of various novelty sex toys, has come out with a line of “love dolls” modeled after...

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s neighbors are putting their home up for sale, which gives the happy couple another excuse to put their names in the tabloids and on blogs by doing something over the top and ridiculous. This...

Celine Dion “forgot” to shave her legs before a concert. Much like we “forget” to shave our legs all winter or whenever we have a boyfriend. [¡Huay! mi MAMA! 2.0] Madonna once told Justin Timberlake to drop his pants...

Eva Longoria got a diamond necklace from Mario Lopez and now our abuelita is finally convinced she’s suelta. [Daily Mail] Jessica Alba’s romantic shotgun wedding might be this weekend. [Lossip] Literally everyone we hate most in the world stays...

Our favorite shit-stirring, chick-lit author Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez, she of The Dirty Girls Social Club fame, is raising an interesting accusation today about Latino artists facing anti-immigrant sentiment for their work. Using alleged (and probable) Jennifer Lopez cinema bomb Bordertown...

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got, Jennifer Lopez is certifiably insane: A source said: “Jennifer has gone all-out to give the twins an amazing childhood. “She had the nursery painted a beautiful aquamarine and light blue...

Justin Timberlake apparently plays him own damn self in his upcoming movie with Jessica Alba, The Love Guru. [Daily Mail] Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem: Not just a fling! Because no one introduces a fuck buddy to their parents,...