We’ve long been queasy over a lot of the mainstream media’s attitude over women having the audacity to slither around in broad daylight without first slathering themselves in concealer and eyeliner and a vial containing the blood of an...

You know that friend? The one who gives you a compliment laced with so much venom you find yourself wishing she would have spared the trouble and just shoved you into a pit of vipers? Like, let’s say you’re...

People en Español have come out with their “Best & Worst Dressed” issue and, mericful heaves, are there some heinous outfits showcased therein. But these kind of lists always make us wonder who, really, has the authority to deem...

We try very hard to avert our eyes whenever we see People en Español on the newsstand. So we kind of missed the fact that a couple of weeks ago in their annual “50 Most Beautiful” issue they listed...

Ricky Martin is like a tainted burrito, must die. [The Best I Could Do] People en Español’s search for the 51 most beautiful non-famous people leaves us bored, confused. [Yahoo] The bad guy from The Matrix is going to...

When most men are unfaithful to their wives and the mothers of their offspring, people in general are usually not chomping at the bit to venerate them. But most men aren’t Juanes and most people aren’t People en Español,...

Hi readers! We love you all a whole bunch, in at least seven different positions, and we hope you love us just as much. Prove to us that we’re more than just an ill-advised one-night stand that unfolded in...

Is Jessica Alba really more embarrassing than Hugo Chavez? Will Alberto Gonzales wear the crown of Guanabee’s Most Embarrassing Latino? Or will People en Español knock him out of the competition first? Only you can decide! Head on over...

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The people have spoken and the results are in for round two of the Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational. We are now down to a Fantastic Four of Embarrassingness: Alberto Gonzales lambasted J-Lo and Marc Anthony out of the competition...

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In an effort to remind their readers of the irresistible power of Latina ladyparts, People en Español has compiled a list of (predominantly white) men who have fallen under the spell of various Latinas. It’s like Jungle Fever, but...

A compilation of the hunkiest Latino males in America was unveiled in this week’s issue of People a la Espaneesh. The hot, spicy, sizzling, fiery, (you get the point) list is made up of guys that round up the...

The latest issue of sensational gossip pub TV y Novelas issues a gushing apology for publishing a supposed photo of late telenovela legend Ernesto Alonso, pictured here, minutes before he was cremated. Given that Alonso was basically the Merv...

Magazine circulation figures for the first half of 2007 have been released, and celebrity rags like Us Weekly and In Touch Weekly are the industry’s only real winners with a 5 to 10% increase from last year. We can’t...

According to the New York Post gossip beat, pop singer Marc Anthony’s none too happy with the composite picture of his current woman, J. Lo, and his ex-wife, Dayanara Torres, standing next to each other on the latest cover...

Due to a late-summer denouement in Latino celebrity news (i.e., Noelia’s chocha and Thalía’s impregnation are entertaining for only so long), People En Español has released its best and worst dressed list of 2007. The best dressed half of...

Due to a shortage of attractive Latin celebrities, People En Español has named Beyonce Knowles one of their 50 Mas Bellas (50 Most Beautiful). While she does have a booty that looks rice and bean fed, it comes as...