The second phase of Microsoft’s new “I’m A PC” campaign has launched with a 60-second television spot that ran ad nauseum this weekend and features several celebrity endorsers including Eva Longoria and her houseboy husband Tony Parker. In an...

Guess which celebrity couple is currently building this seven million dollar home in San Antonio, Texas. It includes a swimming pool, a basketball court and a mini water park because celebrities don’t play water sports with just a funnel...

Eva Longoria and husband Tony Parker attend his brother’s basketball game in France....

You know how Mario Lopez and Eva Longoria are always eating cupcakes or getting their labia pierced together or whatever the Hell those two do? Well, some speculate the two are joined at the hip because they are sucking...

Eva Longoria-Parker and Tony Parker share deep thoughts at the Ingenieur Automatic Edition Zinédine Zidane launch party in France. Yeah. It’s a party for a watch. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Grace Red Carpets of Paris [A Socialite’s Life]...

Cameron Diaz and her Shrek co-star Antonio Banderas were on hand to cheer on some tall, sweaty dudes while Eva Longoria supported her loser husband: The Lakers defeated the Spurs in LA last night, and there was plenty of...

A good chunk of Latinos made it onto People magazine’s nauseating “100 Most Beautiful” list. Among the lovelies are Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, as well as Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, because couples are essentially one person. Also...

We’re not really fans of PDA. Not in the park, not on a lark, not in the street, not buying meat, not at the beach, not with a leech and definitely not on a bus after getting lost in...

A tattoo reading “VII VII MMVII,” her wedding date, has mysteriously gone missing from desperate actress Eva Longoria’s wrist. Folks speculate it might be because her marriage to basketball player Tony Parker is crumbling faster than the impetigo on...

Eva NotMendes was spotted at LAX sporting yet another tattoo inspired by her undying love for her basketball-playing husband, Tony Parker, and all the money his occupation brings. Her new tattoo, “NINE” spelled out in some classy script, is...

Big, fat actress Eva Longoria squashes non-existent rumors that she’s pregnant by saying, no, she’s just morbidly obese. As usual: “Tony [Parker, her husband] wants his children to be able to see him play… and I’d like lots of...

Alexandra Paressant, the self-described French model who claimed to have had Nutella-drizzled sex and spicy text message conversations with basketball player Tony Parker, is kind of a huge liar. The Huffington Post’s Dana Kennedy recently called up the faux...

Basketball player Tony Parker is set to file a suit against the photo agency that broke the story of his alleged infidelity. Man, chill. You’re getting more publicity now than you ever did tossing a ball into a hoop:...

X17 is reporting that, hey, Perfect Husband Tony Parker might just be a cheater after all and offer text messages supposedly sent between him and French model Alexandra Paressant as evidence. (Click on image for a better view.) Additionally,...

Basketball player Tony Parker has responded to allegations of infidelity by insisting that he’s always been faithful to wife Eva Longoria: “I love my wife,” Parker said in a statement to PEOPLE. “She’s the best thing in my life,...

VIA MACHOCHIP: The unholy union of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker seems to be on its last legs. That’s because a new set has entered Tony’s life-the set belonging to model Alexandra Paressant. According to the X17 web site (the...

Actress Eva Longoria tattooed her wedding date, VII VII MMVII, on her wrist. She married basketball player Tony Parker over the summer… and will totes probs divorce him in the near future. “Love” tats are a death knell to...

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker   Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony...

We’re always down for great causes, so when we heard that PADRES—a nonprofit organization committed to improving the quality of life for Latino children with cancer and their families—had scheduled it’s Gala for the year, we immediately checked the...

Hey, hey, sports fans. This just in about the Eva Longoria-Tony Parker sex tape rumors: From what I have heard so far, is that the tape features a look-a-like of Eva. This seems to be a marketing plan of...

Every gossip rag on the web is touting rumors that there’s a sex tape involving Eva Longoria and her new hub Tony Parker. Oh my have we been here before. According to reports, the tape is already available on...

Not happy that a bunch of sick kids were hogging the spotlight at a recent cancer-fighting fundraiser, Eva Longoria shared some earth-shattering news with the media: she and Frenchie husband Tony Parker plan to raise whatever children they pop...

We combed through Lossip’s gallery of Latina starlets without their makeup and decided the best photo is of our favorite cholita, Mrs. Tony Parker. Seems her foundation does a great job of not only making her prettier, but whiter,...

Remember how Eva Longoria and Mr. Eva Longoria accepted two million dollars from OK Magazine in exchange for their exclusive wedding photos that no one cares about? We were wondering just how much class $2 million can buy, which...

Don’t say we’ve never done anything for you, ‘cause we just lost 10 minutes of our lives watching and re-watching the music video for Tony Parker’s rap song “Premier Love.” Eva Longoria’s man goes the sensitive thug route and...

Fortunately, we’re mayor-free today. • Four hundred fifty words on the gender complexities of reggaeton. Whatever, it still sucks. [Reggeatona] • A Hispanic, U.S. Army soldier who was supposed to go to Iraq today robbed a store in his...

• Indie band Ima Robot finds Mexico City to be “a vast explanation to the universe’s questions.” So, the weed there is good. [Intersections] • Fans on IMDB are discussing the most important question about the upcoming movie “Goya’s...

We know that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have a love that is so pure they’d never tarnish it with something unseemly. After all, they’ve been the model of good taste so far. That’s why we’re sure the rumor...

Tony Parker, the Frenchie NBA All-Star and soon-to-be husband of Eva Longoria, is an unwelcome guest in the homes of her friends. According to Page Six, the 2007 NBA Finals MVP is a bit of an asshole, and Longoria’s...

ALMA Awards perpetrator Eva Longoria and her big-time baller boyfriend Tony Parker get married in a month, so Guanabee submits the following for your reading pleasure: a Time online article that claims 7.07.07 will be the most popular wedding...