FridayMay232008

Nervous after having been raised in an abusive household, Christina Aguilera made sure to screen Jordan Bratman before agreeing to marry his ass. The screening did not require her to dress him in leather chaps and feed him bits...

ThursdayMay012008

Psychotic cross-dressing drunk and sometime basketball player Dennis Rodman has been arrested in California (not Florida!) on suspicions of domestic abuse. Rodman’s lawyer tells TMZ, lyingly: Rodman’s manager Darren Prince tells TMZ, “Last night Dennis and his girlfriend had...

MondayApril282008

Josef F, a 73-year-old Austrian man, has been arrested after it was discovered that he had kept his daughter, Elisabeth, imprisoned in the family basement for 24 years. He raped her repeatedly, producing seven children, one of whom died...

FridayFebruary012008

Frida Torresblanco, the executive producer of our favorite movie-with-a-scene-where-one-guy-disfigures-an-old-man with-a-broken-bottle, Pan’s Labyrinth, is accused of getting all fascist on her nanny’s ass. And not, like, in a sexy German underground video sort of way: Frida Torresblanco allegedly underpaid the...

MondayJanuary072008

A beauty salon in the Washington Heights area of New York City is training its employees to become domestic abuse counselors. The program banks on the fact that women will tell their hairdresser anything from their hopes and dreams...

TuesdayDecember112007

Puerto Rican singer and amateur porn star Noelia is suing her stepfather, Topy Mamery, for sexual abuse: This latest legal action comes not long after Mamery, in Puerto Rico, accused his stepdaughter and her boyfriend, Jorge Reynoso, of slander....

WednesdayDecember052007

A group of policemen wearing plain clothes kicked their way into a Cuban church to beat the shit out of a group of political dissidents that were getting ready to participate in mass. Ay Dios Mío! Jose Conrado Rodriguez,...

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