FridayNovember142008

This Brazilian ad for “Prudence Condoms” (Prudes’ and ‘ludes for everyone!) features a young, emaciated couple getting their coitus on using moves that would make the Kama Sutra’s illustrations fan themselves whilst crying things like “My word!” or “Well...

WednesdayOctober012008

Barack Obama’s newest Spanish-language campaign ads, which are airing in Florida (and after the jump!), feature a young man battling cancer. Who will be saved when Barack Obama walks on water to battle an ancient evil, John McCain. An...

ThursdayAugust072008

Exploitation: It’s not just for underage cokewhores and faux lesbians! It’s also for (possibly?) faux gay men! We were innocently trolling Selena Gomez fan forums when what should catch our eye but an American Apparel ad! Featuring two, intertwined,...

ThursdayMay292008

Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen travels to the heart of the Amazon so that its humble, exotic people can adoringly draw little rayitos all over her boobs whilst the poses, awestruck at their simple way of life, in her Kmartesque...

ThursdayMay012008

Slate writer Daniel Brook thinks Disney’s outrage over Miley Cyrus’ recent Vanity Fair photo shoot might be slightly disingenuous, considering an underwear campaign they had in China, featuring a pretty sexualized image of a pre-teen: I was walking from...

WednesdayApril092008

Catholics in Washington D.C. are hella mad over a Metro ad featuring a bobble-head pope. The online ad aims to encourage people to use mass transit in order to attend the upcoming Papal Mass: In the ad, an enlightened...

WednesdayApril092008

We guess Italian nonnas must have a lot in common with Cuban abuelitas because this commercial (almost) made us want to give our grandmother a call. And reminisce about how she helped foster guilty feelings concerning food! Yay! Pass...

MondayApril072008

We’ll cop to being grossly immature, which is probably why we don’t usually get the subtle wit and thoughtful social commentary that permeate most of VH1’s programming. We thought “Rock of Love” was just about Miller High Life-soaked ladies...

FridayApril042008

Mexicans! A fiery people seething with passion and rage, are they not? And they sure do love to drink! Also, the have a lust for conquest passed down from the Spanish ancestors and the Aztecs, who would kill other...

MondayMarch312008

If you’ve ever felt your melanin was getting in the way of allowing your inner beauty to shine through, well. You’re not alone. Women in Thailand have learned from commercials that they have the exact same problem. “Smooth E....

MondayMarch172008

Jezebel wrote about this ad from the California Milk Processor Board, insinuating that it claims Latinas are somehow more prone to turn into total witches during their periods. And we say… well, we can only speak for ourselves. But,...

MondayFebruary042008

Hey, you know what’s funny? Us either, as our commenters have managed to point out time and time again. But we have a feeling it isn’t Carlos Mencia’s SuperBowl ad for Budweiser....

MondayFebruary042008

The less attractive half of Hugomi, Naomi Campbell, stars in a commercial for SoBe Life Water [Ed. note: Anyone who refers to South Beach as “SoBe” deserves to be knocked off their roller skates in the middle of Collins...

MondayFebruary042008

We’re not quite sure what to think about this new Taco Bell ad, except that this platter looks like something we’d eat at 3 in the morning and gravely regret at 4 in the morning and the hot mariachi...

FridayJanuary252008

Actress, model, and email-writer Reby Sky shows off her assets to the Latino community by starring in a Spanish-language City Kia commercial - home of Purple Cow Credit, dontchaknow. We can almost taste that Oscar… mmm. Tastes like sweat...

ThursdayJanuary242008

As we reported earlier in a fit of giggles amidst a sweet-smelling haze, Colombian singer Shakira is starring in a Sunsilk commercial which will air during this year’s Big Game With Football And Commercials. And here it is, maybe!...

TuesdayJanuary222008

Craig Romney, the third-hottest Romney son and by far the most dentally gifted, narrates a new campaign dad in Spanish for his dad, Mitt. The ad will be shown in Miami: THE SCRIPT In Spanish, Craig Romney, one of...

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