When Victoria’s Secret isn’t busy manufacturing bras that give you heinous, weeping sores, they’re putting on very expensive fashion shows in sexy cities like Miami or Branson (kidding). The lingerie company’s extravaganzapalooza down in Miami featured Usher, a full...

We loooove makeup. Yes, we sometimes feel conflicted about our worrisome dependency on the stuff, but oh how we love it: The smell, the colors, the possible carcinogens! Swoon! Amiright ladies? But, in an effort to advocate using less...

Lying virgin Adriana Lima is engaged to basketball player Marko Jaric. Shit, child. You can’t power vault without learning how to jump. [People] Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together. Because love, unlike Valtrex, conquers all. [Rolling Stone]...

Intact-hymen-having and apparent mansion-inhabiting model Adriana Lima stars in a new commercial for something in Portuguese that involves her stripping for a camera phone and making funny faces. School girl uniform? Too pedophiliaish! A red qipao and fan? Too...

Alleged virgin Adriana Lima is on the cover of GQ’s “Love & Sex” issue. “Lies & Untruths” was deemed a less marketable theme. [Hollywood Rag] Anderson Cooper revealed on his show’s blog that he had a cancerous mole removed...

Jessica Alba likes to eat ham and cheese sandwiches, but only if they’re in the form of a croque monsieur in a Parisian café. She’s tres fancy and shit. [MySpace] Shhh! Don’t tell Adriana Lima that bras go under...

Giselle Bundchen takes back her promise to run down Broadway naked if the Giants won That Game Everyone Was Talking About Yesterday. Giselle talks? [Egotastic!] This is the expression Adriana Lima would wear if you asked her out. [A...

Bill Clinton fell asleep during MLK III’s speech yesterday. New York Post avails itself of obligatory “Clinton has a dream” yuk, yuk. [New York Post] If you’re still into sweaty hippies and loud music, the Coachella lineup was announced...

Brazilian model Adriana Lima is not this girl (link NSFW, unless you work at Guanabee, which is clothing optional anyway), because they have pretty much entirely different faces. And also because Adriana is a virgin who is saving herself...