Remember that German BJ ad we posted yesterday? Alas, it turns that the ad is fake and not German at all but was, rather, made in Brooklyn. Das nervt!
21 July 2009
German Sprite Fellatio Ad Is Fake, Made In Brooklyn As Commentary On Interracial Relationships
By Alex Alvarez at 11:09 AM.
24 June 2009
4 May 2009
Tecate Is Kicking Ass, Swinging Its Balls By Marketing Specifically To Mexican-Americans
By Alex Alvarez at 9:14 AM.
Who knew you could make money by making machista commercials solely targeted at Mexican immigrants? Tecate knew! So don’t bring any pansy shit - like playing ping-pong - to this bar, güey.
7 April 2009
Raving Gummy Bear Commercial. Can You Guess What This Is Advertising?
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
Here’s a little experiment: Watch the commercial below - which features some sort of psychotic little gummy bear singing a tune that will likely be stuck in your head for the remainder of the week - and try to figure out, without fast-forwarding to the end, what this commercial is for. If your guess is [...]
2 April 2009
Who Is This Woman?: Scarlett Johansson In New Moët & Chandon Ad
By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.
Have you ever noticed that Photoshopped Scarlett Johansson looks an awful lot like Photoshopped Jessica Alba? There’s just something about taking a young starlet with mediocre acting ability and placing here near some classy-ass brand of booze that makes her look pretty generic, we suppose.
27 March 2009
Padma Lakshmi Has Sex With A Hardee’s Bacon Cheeseburger. Finally, We’re Not Alone.
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
Padma Lakshmi, host of “Top Chef” and overall sexy lady, is starring in a new commercial for Hardee’s. Of course, when someone who is sexy and a lady appears in a commercial, she must promptly have sexual relations with her meal.
15 January 2009
T-Mobile Organizes “Spontaneous” Flash Mob Dance In Train Station, Is Trying Way Too Hard
By Camilla Rowan at 5:45 PM.
T-Mobile phone company is the latest fool to jump on the Flash-Mob-as-viral-marketing bandwagon, as they orchestrated a “spontaneous” choreographed dance sequence yesterday at London’s Liverpool train station.
