It’s been far too long since we’ve heard any news from our third favorite man of the cloth, so we were quite tickled to discover that Padre Alberto Cutié’s story has been made into a movie!
11 November 2009
30 September 2009
Ruhama Canellis: “My Love Is Real & Alberto Cutié And I Were Totally Going To Tell You All About It, You Guys”
By Alex Alvarez at 4:01 PM.
Ruhama Canellis, the woman who won former Catholic priest Alberto Cutié’s heart and groin, is speaking out about their relationship. Again.
26 August 2009
Literally, We Hope: Alberto Cutié And Ruhama Will Appear On Oprah
By Alex Alvarez at 11:13 AM.
Alberto Cutié and his new wife, Ruhama, have been invited to appear on Oprah’s show along with his step-son, Christian. Oh, joy. We’re positively shitting ourselves into… a million little pieces.
31 July 2009
Alberto Cutié’s Wedding And Honeymoon Pictures In People En Español
By Alex Alvarez at 11:29 AM.
Padre Alberto Cutié graces the latest cover of People en Español, along with that Roomy Cannelloni he married. He shares with us his hopes, dreams, and wedding album.
Alberto Cutié’s Wedding And Honeymoon Photos
By Alex Alvarez at 11:26 AM.
8 July 2009
More Photos And Details From Father Alberto Cutié’s Wedding
By Alex Alvarez at 11:48 AM.
More pictures of Alberto Cutié’s fabulous wedding are trickling out, like so much diarrhea after consuming too many Jordan almonds.
29 June 2009
Padre Alberto Cutié’s Wedding
By Alex Alvarez at 12:55 PM.
Alberto Cutié made a honest(ish) woman out of Ruhama Canellis over the weekend as the two were married in an Episcopalian ceremony at San Bernardo Church.
26 June 2009
Alberto Cutié’s Alleged Gay Lover Talks To The Press. Surprise.
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
You might recall that, earlier this week, a man named José Linares who once worked alongside Alberto Cutié accused him of having carried on a gay affair with a man he called Leonardo. That man is now speaking out.
25 June 2009
23 June 2009
Ricardo Sanchez, Ruhama’s Ex-Employee, Says She Wanted Alberto Cutié Killed
By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.
Ricardo Sanchez, a man who once worked for and lived with Ruhama Canellis, claims she tried to get him to kill three rather annoying men in her life… including a fairly famous priest.
22 June 2009
And Now Alberto Cutié Is Gay
By Alex Alvarez at 2:16 PM.
TV&Novelas has added a new chapter to the saga of Padre Alberto Cutié: He’s a gay! José Linares says he once walked in on the former Catholic priest and a Colombian man named Leonardo in Cutié’s office as they were having an impromptu sword fight. Acting out the Passion of the Christ or somesuch.
18 June 2009
Ruhama Canellis’ Ex, Maxi Ratunamun, Got Deported Thanks To Alberto Cutié. Or Something.
By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.
A homeless man named Maxi Ratunamun is purporting to be Ruhama Canelli’s ex-husband. Ratunamun claims that his ex and her new husband, Alberto Cutié, orchestrated his deportation in an effort to stop him from speaking to the press about Ruhama.
10 June 2009
Alberto Cutié’s Big, Gay Wedding Plans
By Alex Alvarez at 11:11 AM.
What does a wedding between a former Catholic priest who has broken his vows and a woman who does dirty things with a man of God on a public beach look like? And what can we expect at the wedding from Alberto and Ruhama’s mothers?
3 June 2009
The Pope And Cutié’s Mom React To Alberto Cutié’s Conversion To The Episcopal Church
By Alex Alvarez at 5:00 PM.
The Pope is not happy with Alberto Cutié’s conversion to Protestantism. Like, the whole breaking of vows and being a hypocrite before his congregation and fans thing is kind of whatever. But running off to play for another team? Highly inappropriate.
