MondayJuly282008

A report from the Justice Department finds that Monica Goodling, a Senior Aide to former United States Attorney General Alberto Gonzales introduced politics into the selection process for hiring and promoting within the agency. Well, slap us silly and...

WednesdayJuly022008

We were just sent a link to an op-ed piece in the Los Angeles Times today about “what Latinos want” this presidential election. It said something about “hard work” and “the chance to build a better future,” and then...

TuesdayFebruary192008

Well at least Alberto Gonzales was good for something, if not furthering the image of Latinos. He has inadvertently helped further the image of bloggers in the literary world. Says the Editor & Publisher: Joshua M. Marshall, editor and...

ThursdayJanuary102008

Latinos have been held back by the group in power since the group in power got here several hundred years ago from Europe. So, we owe it to each other to help one another get ahead, right? Or, by...

FridayDecember072007

Close your eyes and open your mouth, because it’s the last week of our first ever “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational.” Tell us who’s more embarrassing than a drunken arrest in Tampa: Jessica “Please Officer” Alba or Alberto “I’ll Do...

ThursdayDecember062007

We’re coming at you with a face-full of the peppery deliciousness that is Guanabee’s first “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational.” It’s your last week to vote, so make sure you take enough time off-camera to practice how you’re going to...

WednesdayDecember052007

Guanabee’s first ever “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational” is in its final round. But turn those frowns upside-down. After all, you little hot tamales are so full of spunk and spice, what with your dancing and your singing and your...

TuesdayDecember042007

Omg, it’s the last week of Guanabee’s first ever “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational.” So, who’s the bigger deckhead? Jessica “I’m Not A Latina” Alba or Alberto “Well, Would You Like A Little Latino In You?” Gonzales? Cast your vote...

MondayDecember032007
MondayDecember032007

Through blood, sweat, and chagrin you’ve voted, and the final tally for Round 3 of the Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational is in. And it’s getting, it’s getting, it’s getting kinda hectic: Hugo Chavez suffers a double-defeat and bows to Jessica...

FridayNovember302007

Hi readers! We love you all a whole bunch, in at least seven different positions, and we hope you love us just as much. Prove to us that we’re more than just an ill-advised one-night stand that unfolded in...

WednesdayNovember282007

Is Jessica Alba really more embarrassing than Hugo Chavez? Will Alberto Gonzales wear the crown of Guanabee’s Most Embarrassing Latino? Or will People en Español knock him out of the competition first? Only you can decide! Head on over...

MondayNovember262007
MondayNovember262007

The people have spoken and the results are in for round two of the Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational. We are now down to a Fantastic Four of Embarrassingness: Alberto Gonzales lambasted J-Lo and Marc Anthony out of the competition...

WednesdayNovember212007

The best array of Thanksgiving cards (perhaps the only array of Thanksgiving cards) we’ve ever seen. [someecards] Don’t even hope. Your flight is delayed. [MSNBC] If you missed “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” on ABC last night, here’s your audio...

TuesdayNovember202007

Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales endured boos and taunts during his speech at the University of Florida on Monday evening. And to think most Former Attorney Generals are met with panties and cries of “Take me now!”: About 730...

MondayNovember192007
MondayNovember052007

Alberto Gonzales   Antonio Villaraigosa...

WednesdaySeptember192007

John Stewart devoted a few minutes on “The Daily Show” yesterday to reflect on the resignation of former (!) United States Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. In this clip, Stewart aptly points out that Cabana Al has such a bad...

MondaySeptember172007

We got about a minute and a half into this tearful and reverent goodbye speech from former (!) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales’ farewell ceremony before we realized they weren’t talking about Abraham Lincoln. Somehow the words, “A good decent...

MondaySeptember172007

Pink-slip happy, (now ex) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (or A GAG, as we like to call him) left the Justice Department on Friday. During a farewell ceremony Gonzales waxed about the evils of this world: I have seen tyranny,...

FridayAugust312007

Blogger Ken Burns Hates Mexicans made an interesting prediction about the Alberto Gonzales resignation coverage that only took a few days to come to fruition: As predicted in an earlier post, the gringo journalists have begun the Alberto Gonzales/piñata...

ThursdayAugust302007

Early yesterday evening, just days before his resignation takes effect, White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove came back to his car in D.C. to find that pranksters had wrapped the entire thing in a sheet of plastic....

MondayAugust272007

In case you haven’t yet heard the news, U.S. Attorney General and ‘yes’ man extraordinaire Alberto Gonzales resigned this morning. His curtain call came at 10:30 EST today in the form of a press conference, so we’d like to...

MondayAugust272007

CNN is reporting this morning that Senior White House Official & Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has finally gotten the hint from everyone in the entire world and turned in his resignation to President George Bush. Bush accepted and Gonzales’...

FridayAugust172007

Further proof that Stephen Colbert is an avid Guanabee reader: the pundit parody machine filled one of his regular segments on Wednesday night with news of Alberto Gonzales’ pending power to fast track executions, an item we commented on...

TuesdayAugust142007

And his nickname isn’t Dubya. In fact, the Department of Justice is the one arranging to hand the attorney general direct influence of death penalty cases in several states including California: Under the rules now being prepared, if a...

FridayJuly272007

With Dems flinging perjury accusations at him like a rabid pack of howler monkeys, U.S. Attorney Alberto Gonzales has employed the time-honored political move of refusing to take questions from the press and focusing on ‘the issues.’ Today, at...

ThursdayJuly262007

A group of Dems are calling a special counsel to investigate whether amnesiac Attorney General Alberto Gonzales committed perjury regarding the firings of U.S. attorneys. The investigation is a follow-up to a series of painful Congress hearings where Gonzales...

TuesdayJuly242007

• Twenty-six pages on why Alberto Gonzales shouldn’t resign written by, who else? Alberto Gonzales. [MSNBC] • Hugo Chavez will kick your foreign ass out of Venezuela if you criticize him. Guess we should forget about hiring that Associate...

TuesdayJuly102007

According to today’s Washington Post, United States Attorney General Alberto Gonzales already knew about FBI abuses of the Patriot Act when he swore to legislators two years ago that the anti-terror law had never been used to violate civil...

MondayJuly022007

New York Daily News Latino writer Dolores Prida has come up with our new favorite acronym. Granted, she came up with it in April, but we weren’t around then, so sue us. PMGS, the Pero Es Mi Gente Syndrome...

FridayJune012007

Will U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales be welcomed back to his hometown of Houston if he ends up getting shit-canned from his current gig in Washington? According to local Houston TV station KHOU’s investigation he will. That investigation includes...

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