A report from the Justice Department finds that Monica Goodling, a Senior Aide to former United States Attorney General Alberto Gonzales introduced politics into the selection process for hiring and promoting within the agency. Well, slap us silly and...

We were just sent a link to an op-ed piece in the Los Angeles Times today about “what Latinos want” this presidential election. It said something about “hard work” and “the chance to build a better future,” and then...

Well at least Alberto Gonzales was good for something, if not furthering the image of Latinos. He has inadvertently helped further the image of bloggers in the literary world. Says the Editor & Publisher: Joshua M. Marshall, editor and...

Latinos have been held back by the group in power since the group in power got here several hundred years ago from Europe. So, we owe it to each other to help one another get ahead, right? Or, by...

Close your eyes and open your mouth, because it’s the last week of our first ever “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational.” Tell us who’s more embarrassing than a drunken arrest in Tampa: Jessica “Please Officer” Alba or Alberto “I’ll Do...

We’re coming at you with a face-full of the peppery deliciousness that is Guanabee’s first “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational.” It’s your last week to vote, so make sure you take enough time off-camera to practice how you’re going to...

Guanabee’s first ever “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational” is in its final round. But turn those frowns upside-down. After all, you little hot tamales are so full of spunk and spice, what with your dancing and your singing and your...

Omg, it’s the last week of Guanabee’s first ever “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational.” So, who’s the bigger deckhead? Jessica “I’m Not A Latina” Alba or Alberto “Well, Would You Like A Little Latino In You?” Gonzales? Cast your vote...

Alberto Gonzales   Jessica Alba...

Through blood, sweat, and chagrin you’ve voted, and the final tally for Round 3 of the Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational is in. And it’s getting, it’s getting, it’s getting kinda hectic: Hugo Chavez suffers a double-defeat and bows to Jessica...

Hi readers! We love you all a whole bunch, in at least seven different positions, and we hope you love us just as much. Prove to us that we’re more than just an ill-advised one-night stand that unfolded in...

Is Jessica Alba really more embarrassing than Hugo Chavez? Will Alberto Gonzales wear the crown of Guanabee’s Most Embarrassing Latino? Or will People en Español knock him out of the competition first? Only you can decide! Head on over...

Alberto Gonzales   People en Español...

The people have spoken and the results are in for round two of the Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational. We are now down to a Fantastic Four of Embarrassingness: Alberto Gonzales lambasted J-Lo and Marc Anthony out of the competition...

The best array of Thanksgiving cards (perhaps the only array of Thanksgiving cards) we’ve ever seen. [someecards] Don’t even hope. Your flight is delayed. [MSNBC] If you missed “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” on ABC last night, here’s your audio...

Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales endured boos and taunts during his speech at the University of Florida on Monday evening. And to think most Former Attorney Generals are met with panties and cries of “Take me now!”: About 730...

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony   Alberto Gonzales...

Alberto Gonzales   Antonio Villaraigosa...

John Stewart devoted a few minutes on “The Daily Show” yesterday to reflect on the resignation of former (!) United States Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. In this clip, Stewart aptly points out that Cabana Al has such a bad...

We got about a minute and a half into this tearful and reverent goodbye speech from former (!) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales’ farewell ceremony before we realized they weren’t talking about Abraham Lincoln. Somehow the words, “A good decent...

Pink-slip happy, (now ex) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (or A GAG, as we like to call him) left the Justice Department on Friday. During a farewell ceremony Gonzales waxed about the evils of this world: I have seen tyranny,...

Blogger Ken Burns Hates Mexicans made an interesting prediction about the Alberto Gonzales resignation coverage that only took a few days to come to fruition: As predicted in an earlier post, the gringo journalists have begun the Alberto Gonzales/piñata...

Early yesterday evening, just days before his resignation takes effect, White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove came back to his car in D.C. to find that pranksters had wrapped the entire thing in a sheet of plastic....

In case you haven’t yet heard the news, U.S. Attorney General and ‘yes’ man extraordinaire Alberto Gonzales resigned this morning. His curtain call came at 10:30 EST today in the form of a press conference, so we’d like to...

CNN is reporting this morning that Senior White House Official & Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has finally gotten the hint from everyone in the entire world and turned in his resignation to President George Bush. Bush accepted and Gonzales’...

Further proof that Stephen Colbert is an avid Guanabee reader: the pundit parody machine filled one of his regular segments on Wednesday night with news of Alberto Gonzales’ pending power to fast track executions, an item we commented on...

And his nickname isn’t Dubya. In fact, the Department of Justice is the one arranging to hand the attorney general direct influence of death penalty cases in several states including California: Under the rules now being prepared, if a...

With Dems flinging perjury accusations at him like a rabid pack of howler monkeys, U.S. Attorney Alberto Gonzales has employed the time-honored political move of refusing to take questions from the press and focusing on ‘the issues.’ Today, at...

A group of Dems are calling a special counsel to investigate whether amnesiac Attorney General Alberto Gonzales committed perjury regarding the firings of U.S. attorneys. The investigation is a follow-up to a series of painful Congress hearings where Gonzales...

• Twenty-six pages on why Alberto Gonzales shouldn’t resign written by, who else? Alberto Gonzales. [MSNBC] • Hugo Chavez will kick your foreign ass out of Venezuela if you criticize him. Guess we should forget about hiring that Associate...

According to today’s Washington Post, United States Attorney General Alberto Gonzales already knew about FBI abuses of the Patriot Act when he swore to legislators two years ago that the anti-terror law had never been used to violate civil...

New York Daily News Latino writer Dolores Prida has come up with our new favorite acronym. Granted, she came up with it in April, but we weren’t around then, so sue us. PMGS, the Pero Es Mi Gente Syndrome...

Will U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales be welcomed back to his hometown of Houston if he ends up getting shit-canned from his current gig in Washington? According to local Houston TV station KHOU’s investigation he will. That investigation includes...