Sure, it’s still a week away, but, if you’re anything like us, you’ve been planning what you’ll be doing this Halloween for months now. In that spirit (DOUBLE PUN!), here are some Halloween-themed drink recipes we think you might enjoy.
3 November 2009
French Man Comes Up With Ingenious Way To Open A Wine Bottle Without A Corkscrew
By Fidel Martinez at 6:20 PM.
23 October 2009
13 October 2009
Bronx Mom Carmen Huertas Taunted Daughter And Friends While Driving Drunk
By Alex Alvarez at 1:52 PM.
Carmen Huertas was driving her 11-year-old and several of her friends to a sleepover when she began speeding. Her passengers nervously asked her not to drive so fast, to which a drunken Huertas responded: “You think this is fast?Just wait until we get on the highway.”
1 October 2009
22 September 2009
16 September 2009
Fun Facts From Florida: We Get To Make Burt Reynolds Rehabulous
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
Florida is known for its oranges, its theme parks and for having quite a lot of very loud, very angry Cubans. But the Sunshine State has so much more to offer! Join us as we take a look at America’s forgotten cultural mecca.
25 August 2009
20 August 2009
24 July 2009
Glug Glug: Celebrate National Tequila Day
By Alex Alvarez at 2:30 PM.
Today is National Tequila Day, folks. The actual National Tequila Day, too, not just you screaming “Nashunal Teeekeeela Day, Bishes!” while trying to breakdance at a bar
22 July 2009
18 June 2009
Spanish Bar Gives Free Beers To People Who Insult Their Staff
By Alex Alvarez at 2:30 PM.
If you call any of Casa Pocho’s bartenders the bastard child of a three-legged goat or inform them that you have just taken a shit on their mothers, you will receive a complimentary drink.
11 June 2009
4 May 2009
Tecate Is Kicking Ass, Swinging Its Balls By Marketing Specifically To Mexican-Americans
By Alex Alvarez at 9:14 AM.
Who knew you could make money by making machista commercials solely targeted at Mexican immigrants? Tecate knew! So don’t bring any pansy shit - like playing ping-pong - to this bar, güey.
30 April 2009
Cinco De Mayo Mayhem: Latino Youth Council Attempts To Take Alcohol Out Of Cinco De Mayo Ads
By Alex Alvarez at 12:41 PM.
The Latino Youth Council are trying to persuade advertisers to refrain from tying alcohol into Cinco de Mayo celebrations. But how will we celebrate the Mexican Army’s defeat of the French at the Battle of Puebla if not by imbibing Dos XX and tequila shots until we find frat boys moderately attractive?!
