6 November 2009

Fotopost: Alejandra Guzman’s Butt Doing Okay At The 2009 Latin Grammys

By Cindy Casares at 4:38 PM.

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Vieja sinvergüenza, Alejandra Guzman, had the flyest dress of the evening last night at the 10th Annual Latin Grammys.

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28 October 2009

Alejandra Guzman Has Lost $1 Million Because Of Her Exploding Ass

By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.

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Alejandra Guzman, asstronaut, says she has lost a total of $1 million from her the botched cosmetic procedure performed on her glutes.

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26 October 2009

Alejandra Guzman To Publish Photos Of Her Botched Cosmetic Procedure

By Alex Alvarez at 1:37 PM.

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Alejandra Guzman, voice of a generation, has claimed she will sell photos of the botched cosmetic procedure that left her with painful ass goiters.

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21 October 2009

Female Stars Weigh In On Alejandra Guzman’s Butt Troubles, Share Horror Stories Of Their Own

By Alex Alvarez at 1:30 PM.

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Ana Lilia Perez, another woman treated by Victoria de Albornoz who suffered lesions after surgery, has filed a suit of her own and claims she and Alejandra Guzman are not the only women who have suffered as a result of de Albornoz’s procedures.

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19 October 2009

Alejandra Guzman Will Sue The Doctor Who Gave Her Heinous Butt Boils

By Alex Alvarez at 10:49 AM.

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Alejandra Guzman and her butt are set to sue Valentina de Albornoz, the cosmetologist responsible for botching Guzman’s cosmetic ass procedure, resulting in an unsavory growth and painful surgery.

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13 October 2009

Maybe Alejandra Guzman’s Butt Doctor Is To Blame For Her Gross Affliction After All

By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.

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Alejandra Guzman’s ass troubles remain a mystery. And now it sort of sounds like she was injected with motor oil in a darkened alley. Let her folly be a lesson to you.

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12 October 2009

Alejandra Guzman Has A Message For Her Fans While She Recovers

By Alex Alvarez at 5:41 PM.

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Rockera Alejandra Guzman is still valiantly recovering from her bout with grossness, but has a message for her fans.

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8 October 2009

Alejandra Guzman Hospitalized For Something Kind Of Gross

By Alex Alvarez at 2:20 PM.

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Alejandra Guzman, singer and overall super fashionable person, has been taken to hospital to undergo treatment for an icky nodule on her lower back.

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6 December 2007

Cristian Castro Claims To Have Lost His Virginity At Age 11 To Alejandra Guzmán. Uh. Why?

By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.

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Mexican singer Cristian Castro claims to have lost his V-card to fellow singer Alejandra Guzmán when he was 11 and she was 16. Bunch of late-bloomers, we guess. Alejandra, who has such a beautiful name, denies this:
“I don’t remember having had any type of relations with Cristian, least of all at that age. Even though [...]

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27 July 2007

Things We’ve Learned By Perusing Latin Gossip For Ten Minutes: Marco Antonio Solis Got Into The Latin Grammy Hall Of Fame, Alejandra Guzman Looks Like A Tranny Hooker And Christian Castro Might Be Gay

By Cindy Casares at 3:16 PM.

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We’re not even sure what Alejandra Guzman does anymore, or what she ever did, really. Something about Mexican pop music. But she got our attention anyway when she showed up at the Latin Grammy Hall of Fame induction ceremony for Marco Antonio Solis wearing this number. (Click to enlarge.) Solis, on the other hand, [...]

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