By now, we’re all well aware that Hollywood stars come in two, basic body shapes: “Fat.” And “Eating Disorder.” People en Español understand this and wants to give you a platform to express whether you prefer the morbidly obese...

As Obama gets ready to garner no votes in Puerto Rico because Latinos hate and fear Black people (What? Black Latinos? Ha! They ride unicorns, right?), a lot of celebrities, some of which we’re not sure are even eligible...

Carlos Gonzalez and Sylvia Alzate are a couple who once worked for Alejandro Sanz and decided it would be a lucrative career move to blackmail his fine ass. Apparently they were going to come forward with news that Alejandro...

It turns out the two people whom we would most like to be featured with in a sex tape, Alejandro Sanz and Shakira, have a sex tape of their own. And it’s a threesome! With her boyfriend, Antonio de...

The situation between Venzuela and Colombia has deteriorated to the point that Latin pop stars are throwing benefit concerts. Won’t someone please step in? Tens of thousands of Colombians and Venezuelans flocked to a border bridge on Sunday for...

We love Mana lead singer Fher Olivera, (Did you know that’s his last name? Us either!), if for no other reason than his Jesus complex is rivaled only by Bono’s. So when Fher takes time off from asking where...

Jennifer Lopez, Ricky Martin, Paulina Rubio, David Beckham and many other famous names have voiced their support for Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz after he was barred from performing in Venezuela, presumably because of his publicized condemnation of Hugo Chavez:...

Alejandro Sanz, drunk on the media attention that has been lavished on him as a result of being banned from playing in Venezuela, or maybe on San Miguel, just won’t let that whole Venezuela thing die: During his concert...

The Grammy Awards were this past Sunday and, somehow, between eating cookie dough out of the tube and passing out on the staircase smelling of chocolate chips and Jose Cuervo, we managed to miss it. But that doesn’t mean...

Venezuelan fans of Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz’s lite-rock crooning and oil-drenched locks are sure to be disappointed to find out that the musician’s Venezuelan concert has been canceled. Sanz was originally set to play a concert on Valentine’s Day,...

Your ovaries have no secrets from Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz, who made a special dedication to Jennifer Lopez and her mysterious, plural womb trolls at a recent concert: “To the most beautiful mother in the world. For you both,...

Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz has, it turns out, a secret girlfriend of two years. Her name is Raquel Pereda and we hate her: According to Hola.com, the Spanish singer, 39, has been dating Pereda for two years, surprising news...

At a recent concert in Miami, Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz sent some fans into a tizzy when he donned a “Chavez Sucks” t-shirt: While Sanz was performing “La Habana,” a female fan threw a Venezuelan flag at the singer,...

A tipster notified us that Alejandro Sanz’s concert in Caracas, Venezuela has been canceled by prez Huey Chavez for unspecified reasons. Dictators usually don’t need any reasons and we’re sure Huey felt that protecting his constituents from lisp-induced earaches...