Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio has appeared in fashion spreads for magazines around the world and has routinely sashayed down the runway for Victoria’s Secret. So why is she spending time making a goofy YouTube channel — “A Model’s Life”...

Alessandra Ambrosio lets the cat out of the (enormous, shiny) bag: Britney Spears? Kind of insane. Victoria’s Secret model — and new mom — Alessandra Ambrosio attends Britney Spears’ birthday party at Tenjune in New York City. [Image Source]...

When Victoria’s Secret isn’t busy manufacturing bras that give you heinous, weeping sores, they’re putting on very expensive fashion shows in sexy cities like Miami or Branson (kidding). The lingerie company’s extravaganzapalooza down in Miami featured Usher, a full...

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio’s maltese, Buddha, is lost. He somehow escaped from her home, which is probably pink and made of diamonds, to wander the streets of Los Angeles like some kind of whore. Also, he is blue....

Hey look, we found Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrósio’s Facebook profile pic amongst all the scary psychofan ones. And we have to say she looks prettier as an all-natural, pregnant whale than she does in any of those...

Alessandra Ambrosio just queefed out a child and she’s already pimping her out to magazines. We’ll spoil it for you: She looks like a baby. [P6] Michael Phelps doesn’t want a girlfriend. Gentlemen, it’s up to you. [Daily Express]...

Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio, gave birth a baby girl today in Brazil. And she named her “Zima Wittatwist.” No! She named the little booger Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur because she’s fucking classy like that. Alessandra plans to...

Cristiano Ronaldo turns 23 today. Somewhere, a team of hookers is extremely tired. [dlisted] Shakira is has no plans to marry her boyfriend; we have no plans to care one way or another. [Lossip] Conan O’Brien, Jon Stewart and...

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant. The 26-year-old is reported to already be a few months along. Comparatively, the rest of us are pretty much just taking a shit in the gene pool. Babies truly are the new...